Crazy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

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Haze's signature look was his hairstyle, the base of it was black while the upper part was dyed Electric blue, he also had a slit on his left eyebrows. "Damn gurl... Did you just fart? because you blew me away" He smirked at me thinking he had said something charming "Seriously? That's terrible!" I cringed at his annoying pick-up line "No, it's not, you're just shy to give in to me" He responded. "You know, your boobs remind me of Mount Rushmore... My face should be among them" He added. Haze has been trying to get into my pants for years but all with failed attempts.

he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel. He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom. I shake my head, my lips twitching. "That's pretty lame." "Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"

What is his deal anyway? "I would use a cheesy pick-up line but damn baby I'm vegan," Kai said after a few minutes of thinking over it. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I desperately willed myself not to laugh because then he would be sad. "Real smooth mate, total game changer right there," Jake said with amusement lacing his chocolate brown eyes. Kai seemed content with what he said and grinned from ear-to-ear like a Cheshire cat. "Yep I'm good, ain't I?"

She didn't want to pick up because she wasn't in the mood, then she remembered it could be one of the companies she has been to that promised to call her. "But why would they call at past ten in the night?" She asked herself before finally picking up. "Hello." She said calmly and as soon as Landon heard her voice he hung up smiling. "So this is her number." He said to himself saving the number with 'Egocentric Kimberly Johnson.' He smiled after saving it and walked back to his bed to sleep. Kimberly tossed her phone to the other side of the table in frustration. "Whosoever is joking with me should better stop because I ain't in the mood for shit right now." She mumbled as she began to play w

After a moment of shock, Daisy regained her composure and spoke: "Are you joking?" "No, I'm not." "Then are you crazy?" "No, I'm not." "Then do you have some sort of brain issue?" Axel felt annoyed by Daisy's seemingly nonsensical questions. "I'm perfectly fine," he replied with a hint of irritation in his voice. "No normal person ever asks me out," Daisy confidently stated. "I don't want any trouble, so please stop your jokes." "Go out with me," Axel repeated. "I'm sorry, but I have to get back to work."

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

“Lorenzo,why don’t you go bald?That might make you less attractive to these women and don’t worry,I’ll still love you no matter how you look.” He signed.”C’mon,Fabby.I can’t believe you’re still bothered by what happened…” “Oh Damn.”She let out,interrupting him.”What if you can pull off the bald look?What if you’re still attractive even being bald?” “Stop stressing over that!Now,where would you like to go tomorrow.I have this cool place in mine,people say it’s amazing,we should go…” “And then what?Have all the women drooling over you?”She asked,angrily.

I know he's Chase, one of the 'populars', so why is he talking to me? "What do you want?" I said harshly, but I don't think he got that I didn't want to talk to him because he just smiled flirtatiously at me. "Someone better call God, because I think he lost an Angel." he smirks at me. I give him a straight face. That's the worst pick up line ever. "No someone better call the devil because I escaped from hell." I said sarcastically "Hey baby girl what's your code."he asked