Crazy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Duh mister, I won't introduce you with someone who's just sixteen or seventeen years old, what is that pedophile? But of course, age doesn't matter for those who truly love each other” "Naks pick-up line ma'am?" "Yes you want me to pull your testicles?" “What the—”, hahahahahahahahaha I really can't stop laughing What is this woman saying? It's so gross hahahahahahahahaha "Hehe just a joke, but do you know Alexa Eunice Wilzt?" “H-Ha? Who's that?" "Oh hehe you can't fool me mister, you're obvious, so how did you meet her?"

And shook my head to get rid of his thoughts. He chuckled observing my every action. I was making myself a laughingstock. "Did anyone tell you how beautiful you look when you smile?" Tilting his head he asked me. I looked at him and found him so adorable that I took everything in me not to kiss him right away. So I just looked away from his face. Do boys like this cheesy pickup line so much that everyone uses the same line to woo a girl? "No, you tell me how beautiful I look?" This time I tilted my head and raised my brows at him holding a mischievous smile on my face. Zion chuckled looking away.

The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this? His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me. "What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him. "Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.

“Or I’ll have to fire you.” “What?!” I yelped. “You can’t do that! I’ll be doomed!” Panic shot through me instantly. “Fine, fine! I’ll show up!” He laughed, a deep, rich sound that made my stomach flutter. “Don’t worry,” he said, still grinning. “I’ll make sure you don’t end up out on the streets—just in my heart instead.” I know that smooth, ridiculous line was a pick-up line but damn. That laugh of his—warm, effortless, confident. God help me.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

When I looked back at her, she let out a loud laugh. “Come here!” She signals. I followed her. “My Harris was really cute. Even when crazy.” She joked. “Why do you know I’m crazy?” I asked. “Really? Are you crazy?” She as if trying to confirm. “Yes,” I replied. “When have you been crazy?” she asked. “When I met you, I went crazy, and there is no medicine that can cure it but your hug capsule only, and kisspirin as well,” I replied with a matching pickup line.

I said dreamily as I could literally see our future in front of my eyes. •In the middle of a concert, he'll run to me, hug me and say that he loves me. •Then he'll propose to me with a diamond ring. I don't even care if the diamond isn't even real. • Then we'll get married. •Then we'll have kids. 1...2..no...3...no... "Come back to reality baby." Nida's voice pulled me back. I grinned like a fool. "Are you sure you are a CA and not some run away from the Agra mental hospital?" She said with a serious face and a hand on my shoulder.

I sigh sadly. "I feel like a library card since I've been totally checking you out!" He exclaims, again. "Did you notice that I'm like a best seller? Currently unavailable." I raise my eyebrow. "If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be the McGorgeous." Lame Alert! "Thanks, Ronald, but I've already talked to enough clowns tonight." I scoff. "Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?" "Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation." I laugh so loud after this.

"You're not bad either my love , you kiss and make me think you will kiss my cheek but you're expecting me to meet your lips." "Am I that transparent?" *Crystal clear you must say." He replied. " He he he... You are just in tune with me I think." Rachel said but her hands were busy running against his chest. They both smiled at each other having their mind and hearts in tune with one another.

I turn to Avery and she is obviously trying so hard not to burst into laughter. "I won't waste any more time talking bullshit. You have twenty-four hours to give me a reply pumpkin" he pauses. " or you can just drop it" he ends with a smile. Wait… Did this fucker just call me a pumpkin? Seriously? "I'll give you everything you ask from me if you agree to get married to me, give me a child, and then a divorce" "Huh" Avery and I scream in unison. Avery suddenly rushes to him and slaps him hard across his face.