Crazy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you trying to make me fall for you? Is that what this is?” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “If it’s really not obvious then I’mgoing6 to have to bring back the pick-up lines.” “You like those lines, huh? Do they work for you a lot?” she asked, taking a sip of her wine as the waitress set it on the table. I nodded in answer. “Usually they never fail. You’re really denting my ego here, cupcake. Maybe you should cut me a little slack.” “Hmm, I don’t think so. Where would be the fun in that? You know you love me rejecting you.” She narrowed her eyes at me playfully as she leant back in her chair and studied her menu.

“To what? I place my hand on the table and lean on it, “It must have to be something epic.” “I don’t actually know who will like it. It wasn’t somethi-” She sighs and throws all caution to the wind, “The Crazy Hybrid Of A Mate, that’s the name.” “It sounds cool and so me,” I say, staring at my sister, who nods, not understanding. I hear a groan from Angel Writes and I turn to see her with closed eyes. “I apologize for making you act so crazy.” I look at her strangely. “Girl, this has been the greatest idea you’ve ever had. I love the craziness and I am glad that someone finally accepts that I am crazy,, not stupid.”

She was pleading with my boner to finally fuck her and feel the chaotic sensation. "Tell me you love me first, Natalie, my love," I whisper to her ear, teething it as I gently touch her slit with my middle finger, inserting it half, which made her tremble, shivering with the pleasure all over her system. "I love you, Ethan, of course. Stop the fuss, please." I chuckled as she pouted in irritation, petitioning on my naughty moves. "Tell me you will marry me, Natalie, have a basketball team with me, and make love on the bed three times a day," I murmur, smiling as I see the yes in her beautiful eyes.

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

I snapped my head up, meeting her cold eyes, which reflected my sorrow back at me. "Jasmine, you have the nerve to talk to me?" I roared, "I swallowed my pride and begged you for $500,000 to save my mom's life! I waited for you all day like a fool, yet what did I get? I had to watch you throwing money away at an auction for another man!

Her lips were big; fake but that didn't matter because I didn't care if it was fake or real but whatever it may be, I'm having those wrapped around me tonight. Fuck! I cursed again as I almost came to that wild thought. When I finally got close to her, she was smiling at me. "You are a goddess" I started, hitting it off with my pickup line that worked like magic at all times. Only lame guys start with shit like, *what’s your name, beautiful?* "Is that what you tell those girls that make them remove their panties?" She asked. From there I knew it wouldn't be easy trying to….. "Because it just worked on me" She finished her sentence and I smiled, knowing I'd hit the jackpot again.

Then Chris asks, "Wanna hear some pickup lines?" Piper grins, "Sure." "Are you g****e cause you have everything I've been looking for," he starts. Piper smiles, "Good one." "Did it hurt?" Chris asks. "Did what hurt?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Piper bursts out laughing. "Wait. Your boobs look great in this dress," he says. Piper smiles but then remembers that it's supposed to be a pickup line. She has heard it before.

He yells across the phone, "Chill brother she is safe with me" "You bloody liar I'll be sure to eipp you apart omcw I find you" "Ooh gives me the creeps but I should give you some credibility you just used my pickup line" "Do I look like I'm excited to be hqcung this chot chat with you right now?" "I know you don't and I know you have no idea where I am right now which makes you on the loosing end" "What have you donw to Laura if you have so much laued a finger on her"

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

"I told you I am not mad at you, so don't push it." "You are mad at me." "Okay." I said. "I am mad at you because I have a valid reason. You have nothing." "Now tell me why you are mad at me?" "Because-" you didn't kiss me good morning. "- I hate you." "Come on, you like me. I can see that." "Keep dreaming." "I don't have to. You are right here." He smirked. "Have you been searching for pick up lines, these days?"