Creepy Barney Novels & Stories

She thought to herself Barbara caught sight of Adonis walking towards his office and she instinctively cowered. The night at the ball still played over and over again in her mind. He was a scary man. “Hey, Barbara. How did the meeting go?” that familiar voice repulsed her. She shot a glare at Grayson. He was a middle-aged man and was already balding, with bad dentition and bad breath. The worst part was that he seemed to have a crush on her.

I just came out of my cabinet where my dresses are, hanging. "No!" And then I frowned. "Why Barney? He's ugly! One he's a gay dinosaur." I added. "I like him." And then he shrugged. I frowned. I don't like Barney so much! There is nothing like a male dinosaur that is purple! "You're weird." And then realization hit me. I looked at him and at my cabinet. I was just looking back and forth between him and my cabinet while he was only looking at me.

“I survived, but barely,I may have screamed at a cadaver. Don’t judge.” Dean grunted. “You probably deserved it.” Troy rolled his eyes. “Cadavers don’t scream back. You’re safe.” Becky leaned forward. “I think it’s hilarious that Barry treats embalming like an emotional trauma.” “Trauma is trauma,” Barry muttered, taking a slow sip of his coffee.

Lawerance starts to send congratulations but Bär ends the call. “Who was that?” Anderson asks. “I’ll tell you later,” Bär tries to hold back his laughter. Buck-What the hell is up with those two vampires? Bäri-I personally fail to see the appeal. Buck-Yeah.

I signaled to the bartender as I ordered for my third shot in a row. Earlier I found I had cravings for some whiskey, and Mrs Hernandez suggested this bar for me to gulp away my lack of zeal. “What are we celebrating tonight?” the bartender asks flashing a smile. “Oh, noth….. you know what, how about new beginnings?” I answered as I raise my glass in the air. “Hear, hear!” the bartender says as he retreats to serve another person. My gaze shifts and I decided to take a proper look around the bar, it’s filled with people. Very normal looking people. I noticed I locked eyes with two strange and creepy men seated at the corner as i entered the bar and they’re still staring, laughing and whistli

“Just came to say hi, before your boyf - Jasper takes me out on the most Legen- wait for it - Legendary night of my life.” I laughed so hard at Boo’s impression of Jasper imitating Barney Stinson, that I spilled some of my drink on my lap. “Why is that so funny? And where did he get that line from? A movie you showed him?” “No, It’s a series actually. You should watch it. I’ll text it to you.” “What?” Boo said, unable to hear me with the sudden change in music. The DJ blasted some 80s disco sound that sounded familiar. “I said I’ll chat it to you. The title of the series.” I shouted in his ear. Jade bumped into Boo and my lips touched his cheek. He froze.

Jay was gone. Jess tried to turn to run but was unable to pull her feet from the tar. She tried to dig out of it. The more she clawed at the substance the more took its place. Jess suddenly became aware of the thing standing over her. She could feel it breathing on her and she saw its giant claw like feet. Jess was to scared to look up but allowed her eyes to creep up inch by inch. She found herself staring into it's eyes. She let out a ear-piercing scream. “Gotcha pretty girl.” It snarled before opening its mouth and swallowing her whole.

… Half a month later, I had just stepped out of my clinic when a figure suddenly threw himself at my feet, clinging desperately to my leg. "Dr. Bishop! I was wrong! Please, lend me some money!" It was Barney. His hair was a mess, and his face was covered in grime. The arrogance he once had was long gone. The airline's exorbitant compensation claim had crushed him, and loan sharks were showing up at his rented basement every day, splashing red paint across his door. "I'm really out of options! Please, just lend me some money. I'm willing to do anything!" he pleaded desperately.

It was ten passed two in the clock. Kyara opened the door of his bedroom to find the room empty. Her trepidation increased. Kyara called Nathan's number and found the instrument blaring on the dressing table of her room. The wolf got up from the sound and saw the phone ringing and then his eyes fell on Kyara. Something about the wolf felt familiar at the same time strange for her. He carried the same scent as Nathan. His mannerisms felt sometimes more like a human than a critter. Most importantly he was everywhere she was with Raymond angry and growling trying to protect her from him always.

"I've completed my mission here, and it's time for me to leave once this is over." Tina said, "Miss Kyra told me a story. Can I tell you about it?" "Of course." "Barney was deeply in love with a woman named Annie, and she loved him too. One day Annie was assaulted by Ralph, and she hung herself. Barney proceeded to fool around with countless women in the years to come. Ten years later, he sought out an answer to Annie's suicide from Ralph but was told a lie that made him shoot himself. Wilbur, who do you think did the right thing? Barney, or Annie? Does true love even exist in this world?"