Creepy Funny Novels & Stories

she said to herself and put on the most slutty ensemble that she had. “You will not believe Gabe, she was serious. She actually thought pancakes were baked,” Adrian told Gabe as he laughed over the phone. He was still trying to wrap his head around the fact that Kristen thought pancakes were baked and had to share the funny story immediately, that and the fact that he was bored. Adrian was so used to getting up every morning and getting to work. His father had basically banned him from anything that had to do with work. No one could report to him; he had no idea what was going on in the company and it was driving him crazy. The only thing he could do was to call Gabe and tell him all about K

Look at all this creepy weird looking creatures" "Breath uwana breath all of this is fake. There is no such things as ghost, no such things as vampires or werewolves ... No such things, so just breath and let's enjoy this. " "Okay okay no such things phew. Well in that case let sit up front so we can get a good view." "That's the spirit 'Mavis Dracula'" "Right back at you Rebelle or should I say brave"

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"

Jess just stood there as if her legs didn't work as the stranger reached out and smelt her hair. "Hey! What the hell are you doing you CREEP!" Jackie yelled as she ran over. "Let's go Jess." Jackie pulled her by the arm and they rushed for the door. Jess could hear the guy talking to himself as he watched them leave, "Such a pretty girl, I'm gonna getcha pretty girl." Jess noticed that he was missing a few teeth when he smiled at her through the storefront window. "What a creep, what the hell was wrong with that guy? He was probably some kind of pedophile. Why did you even let him close enough to touch you?" Jackie went on rambling as Jess sat in silence.

my eyes are filled with tears due to laughing he too started laughing loudly we both laughed like crazy people then we went inside a haunted house now iam scared but I need to hide my fear suddenly weird sounds started oh god iam scared but he is more scared than me I forgotten my fear by looking at his face suddenly a fake skeleton pulled his hand he started screaming lol iam unable to stop my laughing its really funny this guy he is really behaving like a kid iam laughing he catched my hand and running away from the haunted house iam laughing like a crazy person throughout the running process

BEEP BEEP The alarm blarred loudly filling the whole room with it's deafening noise,Sally grunted and smacked it lazily before rolling in bed while cuddling the duvet. “You did it again, blaming the devil for your heavy lazy ass” Celine yelled while creaking the door open. “Five more minutes” Sally grunted while coiling up in bed like a snake. Celine flipped over the duvet and eyed Sally straddling her hips,Sally squinted her eyes before sitting fown

I was heading for the door, leading the 'new hires' out of Katrina's office. "I know you like laugh at death, Cáel," Dora snickered, "but I'm not sure the rictus of death counts." "I've got that covered, Dora," I actually brushed up against Buffy. "I'm having a laugh track installed in my urn." "Who says they'll ever find your body?" Buffy moved rapidly at my side. "Whoa...cannibalism. Where I come from, normally the guy eats the girl," I joked. "With you, Buffy, I'm never quite certain of our gender roles. I'm still terrified of letting you snuggle up from behind."

Blood dripped steadily onto the ground as I turned toward my parents with an amused smile. "So these two mid-level ghosts are your trump cards? Well, it seems you're all going to die today."

This was the punishment. At some point, green smoke crept in without warning. The temp plummeted. I shivered, and he slipped off his cloak, wrapping it around me. "Don't be afraid," he murmured. Afraid? Not even close. My perception glitch had me kind of... hyped. "They're back!" Mia yelled. "Grandpa and Grandma are back!" The door creaked open. Two shriveled elders shuffled in. Chat Feed went wild: [It's them. The revenants. Nobody survives past this.]

I stand up straight with my clothes in my hands. It was only your imagination. I say over and over again in my head. Just then I see something move out of the corner of my eye, when I spin around, I see something move behind the lockers so fast I'm almost convinced I didn't see it. "H-hello?" I call out, "Yeah, hey, I'm just a creepy guy watching you change. By the way, I'm going to kill you." The dark figure says, coming out of the shadows.