Novel & Cerita Cringe Joker

“That's because you used me to do your dirty work.” “Potato po-ta-to, tomato to-ma-to. You never said I couldn’t borrow your body.” “You, crazy clown.” “You say that I'm crazy but aren't you talking to yourself in the mirror?” The Joker faded out of the mirror and Jack was now looking at himself. “You coward!” Jack screamed. The Joker cackled and it echoed in his head. -*- A burly man walked into Gotham Central. He wore a brown hat, a brown trench coat, a white button up shirt, and a red tie. His presence made Mary jump when she looked up.

She leaned over, keeping her eyes on him. “Did he just put himself in time out?” She asked, raising a brow at the other man. “Uh… I think so…” Kane said, frowning… “Uh, Joker?” “Hmmm?” He asked, keeping his face towards the wall. “Whatcha doing buddy?” Kane asked, a little confused. “I’m in time out….” Joker mumbled. “Why?” Kane asked, truly confused. “My sister lectured me recently about the things that I say… She says that I’m an insensitive, mansplaining douchebag, with the undeserved ego the size of Texas….”

with anyone who would listen. "You can't go soft on a capitalist," she said. "As long as we stick together and make a scene, she'll definitely be scared. Trust me. Today, she'll give us what we want." Layla sat beside her, smiling politely and nodding along every now and then. At exactly 9:00 am, I walked into the conference room. Every pair of eyes snapped toward me instantly—some gleeful, some just watching for drama, some openly greedy. I walked to the front, ignored the prepared slides, and slowly scanned the crowd. Then, I said, "First, I'd like to apologize to everyone."

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

He knows I don’t skimp on the good liquor. The door opens and I stand up. Crane appears through the door with Matt as he closes the door behind him. Crane seems to be frozen in time. He looks old and wrinkled and well past his prime but is still as active as a young wolf. His eyebrows stand up like they were electrocuted and his nose is slightly crooked. I’m sure in his prime he was better looking. Now, he looks like life has fucked him every day and he can’t remember the safe word.

He was good enough with knowing their names–nothing more and nothing less. “No, you’re going to bury it yourself.” Jennifer answered with a straight face, making the colors in Kris’ skin to dry out in a second. “Kidding.” She added, with the same straight face. Kris exhaled deeply in relief. Damn. This woman was really something. How could she joke about something like that? And with a straight face at that!

"She's a handful when she's drunk, sorry if she put her hands on you by mistake." The joker swallowed and shook his head. The skull face's grinning face contorted into a grotesque glare. He caught the Joker's cheeks in a death grip; the long sculpted fingers were also painted in skeletal bones. "You try to mess with something that's mine and I'll mince you into tiny little meat cubes and ship it to the nearest supermarket. Get it?" He nodded, and then the Skull face twisted his fingers and the joker yelped but of course, no one could hear him over the loud blast of music. The man scrambled away, I was pretty sure he would make a run for his car.

In all their directions knocking them down were Pamela's seduction pheromones mixed with what would be fear gas they all fell with startled expressions screaming and squirming. Then, before he got up, not only did Poison Ivy appear, but his vines broke into some buildings and came towards him and right behind them came Doctor Freak and none other than Joker with squirts in several directions. Even if he tried to see that he himself was bleeding then and he started to try to run again and he saw the blood on his pants and at that moment he was soaked with blood and he felt horrible cramps... When he felt dirty and wet, when he tried to dodge a vine, he was surprised by Joker, who appeared rig

Andreas quietly nodded affirmatively; Well, well, that's great Joker as if he's going to vomit; Oh my God, my stomach turned and I feel nauseous from just opening your mouth and your stench came out of it. Andreas smiles angrily and madly, his smile shows his teeth, so that joker really triggered his madness, and woe to Andreas madness Joker smiles slyly;

“Stop being a fucking coward.” Joker’s face hardened. His ice-blue eyes looked even more white and deadly than usual. He placed both hands on my chest, pushing me backward. “You don’t know shit! Shut the fuck up and get out!” He pointed to the door, and the rest of his body looked visibly shaking.