The Succubus and Her Stubborn Puppy
When I pester Sean Sackman, my childhood sweetheart, for a second time, he rejects me.
"I don't have time for you now," he says. "It's Valentine's Day today, and the campus belle just agreed to go on a date with me this afternoon."
Just as I am about to pleasure myself, his housemate, Chad Huxley, comes back.
Several comments suddenly appear in front of me.
"This is hilarious. The second male lead is literally burning with desire when he sees the female lead in her nightrobe. But he still has to hold it in and pretend to be unfazed. He's like a grumpy little puppy!"
"I think the female lead should turn to the second male lead instead. Every time she goes to find her childhood sweetheart, the second male lead ends up taking a cold shower. Poor guy."
"The second male lead might have an addiction, but he always keeps his hands to himself. Girl, a feast is literally right in front of you. Stop getting hung up on that idiot!"
My eyes light up as I stare at Chad.
"Can you help me with something?"