Cursed Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

She joined her hands while looking up at the ceiling, blinking. “If someone up there is listening, I wish all these men would suffer from crabs so bad , they would scratch it so hard that their dicks will fall off ”. She looked down and pointed a finger at them. “This is my curse on your species ”. She turned back to her friends leaving behind a group of mortified men with wide eyes who were left there holding their junks in fear . Her friends send an apologetic smile at them .

A way to make him believe he could never love me no matter what. A lie. A dangerous and cruel lie that will make him scared. I took a deep breath and cleared my throat , getting his attention once again. “The truth is that I'm cursed,” I disclosed and he rolled his eyes. Good. I had his attention now. I swallowed and forced myself to continue. I began to sniff my nostrils as I pretended to be sad. “A witch cursed me long ago. Anyone who falls in love with me… would die.” I didn’t dare breathe after that. Lucien's eyes were scaring me out and I was beginning to think that he believed the lie.

The audience and the viewers were still confused, so I sighed and explained more clearly. "I ran an experiment. Not everyone turns on me after I say those words. "When I told a stranger in places without cameras or smart devices, nothing happened. "But after that first test, I secretly followed up. The person who'd been kind to me suddenly won a brand new Arclight phone shortly after. "After she got that phone, she immediately developed a hatred for what I did. She despised me." Some comments appeared. [So, was it the phone?] [But wait! Those kids at your son's school don't have phones. How did they turn on you?]

“I want to hear you fall apart again.” I rode his fingers desperately, head thrown back, messy dark hair sticking to my damp forehead. When he finally replaced them with his cock, sinking in with one brutal thrust, I cried out loud enough for the house to echo it back. He fucked me right there on the altar deep, possessive strokes that rocked the ancient stone. Every thrust pushed me closer to the edge, the bond singing between us. My power stirred again. Green light flickered faintly in my veins. Silas groaned as if he felt it too, hips stuttering. “What are you, Ashe?” he growled, teeth grazing my throat. “You make the curse… quiet.”

My voice wavered with the weight of the truth. "You'll die? For real? And there's no solution? is it Kate that curse you, or she has a gods that do that for her" I licked my lips, hesitant to speak but knowing I had to. "I haven't know yet... The only way to lift the curse is to have a very pleasurable, willing sex with Kate. Only then will I be free from the curse." Marcus stared at me, shocked and also amused. "You see, it's funny, right?"

Her voice wavered as she crouched down and snatched the baby bottle from the woman's unsuspecting grip. Her hands trembled, her eyes wide with dread. "W-Where did you get this bottle?" Turning toward me, her gaze was filled with accusation and despair. Tears welled up as her voice cracked. "This… this is the bottle I gave to Nicholas, isn't it?!"

Alex: I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips. "Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?" "Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.

“Yeah, I went to the elder yesterday and the f*cking bastard had the audacity to tell me that the curse won’t break until one of us falls for each other. What f*cking gibberish, I still have just this month left.” “I would laugh, but this is more serious than I thought. I wonder if the curse can be transferred...I’m already in love with your mate.” Both Zique and Gabe looked over at Damion, disgust on their faces. “Your jokes are always made up with perversion.” “Alright, Alright it wasn’t funny, but what will you do? It wouldn’t be hard to fall in love if you were a little more open to the weak. She seems like a nice girl, she’s naive too, treat her nicely and she’ll definitely fall for you

Ruby answers pointing towards the small river just a few more walks from where they are. "And I can't really go out of the country because I was cursed by my evil ex-boyfriend to be bound into this land so that I won't leave him. But in the end he was the one that bailed on me which is super ironic and now I'm trap here forever until the end of time because he was also generous to bless me with immortality, which sucks because I've tried suicide for the thousandth time to no avail. But don't worry I stopped killing myself after the first hundred years because I found a reason to live. I don't want to die a prisoner so I will live till the day that I am free and see the world before I die."