Dad Joke Examples Mga Nobela at Kwento

My Possesive billionaire Step brother. Chapter 1 Isang araw mayroong dumating na bisita sa pamamahay nila Julia laking taka ng dalaga dahil masaya itong sinalubong ng kanyang butihing ina, ang lalaking papalapit sa kanilang pintuan.Mas nagulat lalo ang magandang dilag ng niyakap ng kanyang ina ang isang gwapong lalake na kung iyong titingnan mga 40 years na ang idad nito.Nang makapasok na sa kanilang tahanan agad na binati ng lalake ang dalaga. Magandang hapon saiyo hija!’bati ng lalaking kakapasok lamang. Magandang hapon din po Ginoo! Anak siya nga pala si Mr rosales!” at siya ang aking kasintahan hindi lamang iyon dahil malapit na kaming ikakasal. Nang marinig ng dalaga ang sinabi ng kanyang ina napatayo ito sa kanyang kinauupuan. Mom! nasa tamang pag iisip pa ba kayo? ilang buwan pa lang nawala ang dad nakahanap agad kayo ng bagong mapapangasawa?”pahay­ag ng dalaga sa may kalakasan na tuno. Julia ang bibig mo! Wala kang Karapatan na sigawan ako,baka nakakalimutan mong ina mo ako?”bulyaw ng ina sa dalagang anak. Walang makakapalit kay dad sa buha natin! Dahil nag iisa lang ang aking ama. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo magpapakasal kami ni Mr Rosales,ang dapat mong gawin ihanda ang iyong sarili dahil nais kang ipakilala ng iyong tito hector sa kanyang nag iisang anak na lalake.

Kade Von Aragon, CEO of Aragon Airline, hates to be on limelight. Aside from the fact that he doesn't want any public attention, he hates the media because for him, they don't know how to respect other people. They're always invading one's privacy. On the other hand, Rizel Rodriguez works as a journalist and the one who's in charge in covering the life of the mysterious Kade Von Aragon. A lot of media companies want to have an article regarding the said bachelor but no one has ever done it because of how elusive the man is. But what will happen when he finds out that a certain journalist is following him and to make it worst, she's the daughter of his dad's mistress?

Walang nagawa si Vince nang magdesisyon ang mga magulang niya na ipakasal siya sa isang babaeng hindi niya naman mahal. Si Coleen ang anak ng kaibigan ng mga magulang niya. Katulad niya tutol din si Coleen sa gusto ng mga magulang nito. But, knowing his dad, lahat gagawin nito mapasunod lang siya sa kagustuhan ng mga ito. Lalo pa at nagbanta ito na tatanggalan siya ng mana. Hanggang isang umaga nagising na lang sila na magkasama sa kama at kapwa nakahubad. Matutunan kaya nila na mahalin ang isa't-isa? O, gagawin nila ang lahat para makawala sa isang kasal na di naman nila ginusto.

Keila Santiago is determined to uncover the truth behind her father’s death, Keila has suspected for a long time na may kinalaman si Dominador Suarez sa pagkamatay ng dad niya, and now, she sees the perfect chance to get close to him through his son, Clyde Suarez. When she found out na playboy si Clyde, she decided to use it to her advantage. Gamit ang charm at beauty niya, Keila plans to seduce the billionaire's heir na ngayon nagma-manage ng Suarez Corporation, para makuha ang katotohanan na matagal na niyang hinahanap. Pero as their connection grows, Keila finds herself torn between love and revenge. Will she choose justice over love, or will her heart betray her mission?

"Vee bumangon ka muna! Ipapakilala ko sayo iyong bago mong bodyguard." Kahit inaantok pa ay bumangon ako at bagot na tinignan si Daddy. "What? Bodyguard na naman! Ayoko na nga ng ganyan eh! Nakakasawa na--" napahinto ako sa pagsasalita ng may lalaking pumasok sa kwarto ko. "Sino siya?" "Vee meet your new bodyguard, James Villianuevva." "Ito? New bodyguard ko? Seryoso ka dad?" "Yes, and I am sure magugustuhan mo siya. Magkakasundo kayo sa mga bagay-bagay, lalo na kung mag sho-shopping ka at pagdating sa mga makeup--" "Babae lang ang mahilig mag shopping at mag makeup dad." Saad ko at napatampal sa noo ko. "I'm gay." Muntik ng malaglag iyong panga ko sa sinabi niya.

Mackenzie Marquess, a girl who can sacrifice her happiness for him. That Friday night Kenji Ferrell and Mackenzie spent together change everything. They begin to have a secret relationship to satisfy their needs... his needs. As their relationship continues, they keep on making mistakes and lying to everyone they cared about. However, a relationship formed but lust can destroy one's heart and doesn't last. Mackenzie tried to make Kenji fall inlove with her but all her effort becomes waste when Kenji's family and her dad stand in-between them. She made a hard decision on leaving Kenji and not telling him about her pregnancy. Years passes both of them are living the life they wanted, and forgetting the past, destiny plays with them once again as their path crosses on an event. Will their story have another chapter? Can Kenji meet his son? Will Kenji give up everything just to get her back?

 I was married to this sexy hot chic. Nung sinabi ni Dad at Lolo na ipagkakasundo niya ako sa babaeng yun ay hindi na ako nagpatumpiktumpik pa at pumayag agad sa alok nila. Isa pa maganda na nga, sexy at hot pa ang mapapangasawa ko. Kaya nga hindi ko lubos maisip kung bakit nangangamba ang mga Montefalco sa anak nila. Sabi nila baka daw hindi mag asawa ang anak nila at maging tomboy ito. Fck! Sa ganda at sexy niyang yan nangangamba silang maging tomboy yun? Eh baka 'pag nakita niya itong walong abs ko ay magwala na yan. Pero napaurong ang dila ko nang malaman ko ang kinakatakutan nila at pinangangambahan. Mukhang tomboy nga ito eh! Damn! I was just married to my wife, not just an ordinary wife but fck, to an EXTRAORDINARY WIFE!  Lolo, Daddy pwede pa bang mag backout?  

In the modern day, where fixed marriages seem trivial, Gianna Emilia never thought she'd be in that situation. She never planned on getting married at the age of twenty-five, but fate had its own way of playing her life that one morning, and she woke up married. It was fine with her since it was her dad's wish, and she never said no to his wishes. She was that kind of daughter; she would always obey and follow. But for the first time in her whole existence, she regrets agreeing to that marriage. "This will only be on papers." She remembered what he said on the day of their marriage. His voice was so cold and full of irritation, making her feel the same. She regrets marrying him, the arrogant and cold-hearted Maverick Jaxon De Chavez. The guy who made her feel more unwanted and irrelevant and shattered her heart into a million pieces But how can she hate him if she has fallen for him? Will Emilia finally choose herself for the first time?

“Stop it, Vesper! You're not even my type, young lady. Ni hindi ka pa marunong humalik nang tama. Just stop!”  Iyon ang mga salitang binitawan ni Kane Ynares kay Vesper Del Valle nine years ago.  Mga salitang sumugat sa batang puso ni Vesper. She was fifteen and he was twenty-nine. He was her perfect leading man and she wanted him so bad but he is her “Uncle Kane" dahil kaibigan ito ng Dad niya. Pero nang gabing ‘yon, hindi “Uncle” ang nakita ni Vesper kay Kane kundi ang lalaking pangarap niya. Her first love, and her first heartbreak. Lumipas ang siyam na taon at muli silang nagkaharap. She's twenty-four and he's now thirty-eight and the desire between them is undeniable. As their paths cross again, muli ring nasubok ang paninindigan ni Kane. He wanted her but it's just impossible.  Because it is forbidden…

Si Kairah Montes ay living a simple life. At 22 years old, fresh graduate siya ng Bachelor of Science in Business Administration major in Business Management. Sinisikap niyang hindi mabuhay sa pangalan ng ama niya, and everything was going fine until nalaman niyang ikakasal na siya. Nasa panic mode siya nang malaman na ang mapapangasawa niya ay walang iba kundi ang richest guy sa society. Si Liam Anderson ay isang powerful bachelor. He has the looks, money, and everything na pwedeng ipagmalaki. Obvious na he's taking over his dad's company. Pero when he found out na kailangan niyang magpakasal sa isang tao na hindi niya kilala, hindi rin siya masaya about it. Will Liam and Kairah be able to live in peace and happiness and survive their marriage? Matutunan kaya nila ang true meaning ng love at marriage?