Dad Joke Examples

(Completed) Brianna goes to school, has friends, and has a boyfriend, but when her dad dies and leaves her and her brother to fend for themselves, things start to unravel. When they move to start over, her life isn't what she thought her life was, nothing she thought was the truth, is, and she has some major secrets to keep hidden from some of her best friends. When her mate finds her and awakens her to the world of the supernatural, things get even more complicated. Is she even human? Does she want a mate? Will the heartbreak, the love, and the sacrifices be worth what the Moon Goddess has in store for her? ***This book can be read as a stand-alone but it does contain a cross-over and spoilers from my first book "Timber Alpha". If you're planning on reading them both start there. **This 4 book series is COMPLETE – Reading order: 1-Timber Alpha (ch1-86), 2-Mated to Brianna, 3-Mylo (Timber Alpha ch89-172), 4-Alpha Heirs

Bara pikir, hubungannya dengan Cindy sudah berakhir. Ia mencoba untuk melupakan gadis itu, melanjutkan hidupnya kembali, lalu jatuh cinta kepada Nilam, wanita baik hati bersuara merdu. Cinta yang gila membuat Bara tidak peduli pada status single parent Nilam. Ia berjanji akan menjaga Nilam dan Leo sebagai suami dan ayah yang baik. Hingga Cindy kembali datang, dan memintanya kembali.

(SSPG WARNING, Read at your own risk!) What if one day you discovered that your father sold you to a handsome billionaire who doesn't know how to love? That all he needs from you is your body? Piere Monecidad frowned as he stared at the woman, Lumi Torinio, who was sold by her own father to pay off his debts and gambling addiction for twenty million. "Don't lecture me about love, Lumi," Piere said firmly, gazing dispassionately at the innocent face of Lumi. "It's written in the contract that I'm only interested in your body, and that's all you're here for. Don’t you dare cross the line by trying to teach me how to love someone." Piere grasped Lumi's small face, his green eyes uninterestedly staring into her anxious gaze. "Don't try to teach me to love you. Because what you want will never happen, do you understand me?" He tightened his grip on Lumi's jaw before bending down and kissing her lips, leaving Lumi stunned. "Answer me," Piere demanded firmly. "P-Piere—" "Give me the answer I want, Lumi. Stop calling my name," he commanded with authority. "I-I understand, Piere," Lumi answered nervously, causing Piere to smirk and plant light kisses on her lips.

Sebuah janji yang pernah terlontar dari mulut seorang Muhammad Abidzar Al Hafiz kepada istri pertamanya, bahwa ia takkan mengambil istri lain lagi setelah menceraikan istri keduanya. Benarkah janji itu akan di tepati? Ataukah hanya sekedar janji manis yang untuk selanjutnya kembali ia ingkari? Mohon like, sub, dan komennya ya, teman-teman. Terima kasih..

Nicolet Mae Talessdo, mabait, matlino at magandang bata. Sa napakamura nitong edad ay nakitaan na ito ng mga talent na higit para sa kanyang gulang. Ngunit sa kabila ng mga bagay na kanyang nakukuha at ibinibigay sa kanya ni Maeve, ang kanyang mommy, nanatiling kulang. Lumalaki si Nami na may pagtataka kung sino ang kanyang tunay na ama ngunit hindi iyon magawang sagutin ng kanyang ina. Gusto niya magkaroon ng ama tulad ng mga bata kung kaya nang sandaling makauwi sila ng kanyang Mommy Maeve sa Pilipinas ay agad niyang sinimulan ang paghahanap sa kanyang tunay na ama. Nang sandaling makita niya si Nicholas Sandoval, ang boss ng kanyang mommy, tinawag niya itong ‘Daddy’. Ano ang kaugnayan ni Nicholas kay Nami? Siya na ba ang tunay na ama ni Nami? Abangan ang mangyayari sa buhay ni Maeve at ang paghahanap ni Nami sa kanyang tunay na ama.

“Spread your legs for me, Lily. I want to see your heat. I want to touch every inch of you until you are nothing but spent.” My legs parted before my head could even process it, pussy dripping wet from hearing him speak that way to me. Being the Alpha’s good girl is all I have ever wanted, and now I was going to prove to him, just how well I could take his cock and be his good girl at once. * After my parent died, I was lucky to be taken and sheltered by the Alpha. Living with the Alpha, my job was to be a good girl and listen to the Alpha’s instructions and I didn’t have much objection—only that I wanted to be the good girl who took his cock, and the one who knelt for his filthiest, most sinful commands. I have spent the last four years desiring a man who should be just my Alpha. And he? He had spent four years drowning in denial. But not anymore. It all started on the night of the heat. Rough hands, hard moans, dirty words. Now, All I do is take Daddy’s cock while being his good girl. Note: This book contains high sexual elements. It is not for readers younger than 21.

Sadie: Unrequited love is a b*tch, isn't it? I have been in love with Alec for as long as I can remember, but he never felt the same way. To him, I was just his sister's annoying best friend. I was sure he'd be my mate, but the moon goddess played a cruel joke on me because Alec found his mate, and it wasn't me. I thought nothing could be worse than seeing the man you're in love with happy with someone else. I was wrong. It took just one night for my life to change. Everyone turned against me. I was shamed, shunned, and tortured for a crime I didn't commit. As if that wasn't enough, Alec banished me, a fate that was worse than death. With a broken heart and soul, I left, vowing never to cross paths with him again. Alec: With a curse hanging over my pack and time running out, I had my hands full. I thought nothing could be more difficult than trying to lift a f*cking curse but I was wrong. It wasn't as hard as trying to convince a woman you hurt deeply to forgive you. Sadie despises me and wants nothing to do with me or my pack. Not after the sh*t we put her through. I want a chance at redemption, but will she ever forgive me? Will she ever let go of the pain I put her through? Turns out the woman I cruelly mistreated is not only my second chance mate but also the key to breaking the curse.

Shifters are off limits. But for this hot single father, I’ll break all the rules… Inside the classroom, I have plenty of rules. Outside the classroom, I only have one—don’t date shifters. That includes the single father of my new kindergarten student. But limiting myself to sideways glances at Bratt’s powerful muscles is proving impossible to do. I, of all people, should know better. Until recently, humans and shifters weren’t even allowed to be together. Not to mention I could lose my job for dating a student’s parent. And if anyone found out that I’ve already been bitten once and how badly that ended, I could be run out of town all over again. My heart is telling me that Bratt’s different. But if I give in to temptation, there are those who want to keep us apart. By any means necessary…

Spin Off : Mendadak Dinikahi CEO Tampan. Akibat sebuah insiden, Jennaira, mau tidak mau harus menerima perjodohan yang sudah di atur oleh keluarganya. Pekerjaan Jennar sebagai seorang selebriti, membuat pernikahannya harus dirahasiakan dari publik- terlebih calon suaminya merupakan pengusaha kaya raya, yang begitu di segani. Jika kabar pernikahan dadakannya sampai tersebar, maka karir yang sudah di bangun nya dengan susah payah itu akan hancur. Apa yang akan Jennar lakukan dengan pernikahannya? *** Baca juga buku Mendadak Dinikahi CEO Tampan.

Amelie Never thought that her life could get any worse until she was drugged and sent to the bed of the world's richest man by her conniving stepsister and stepmother. Zacharie LaCroix is the world’s richest man. He has everything that could make a man envious and make women drool. Yet rarely did they know that Zacharie had secretly suffered from a strange illness for years, which leaves him with numerous strange scars all over his body when he has a relapse. All that changes after a steamy night with Amelie. Amelie seemed to be the cure for his strange illness. However, Zacharie didn't notice that at that moment. He walked away from the room without bothering to inquire about her name, leaving her stepmother and stepsister a chance to get rid of her. They tossed her body off a bridge in the middle of the night, believing that they had won... But Eight years later, Amelie returns with two cute babies and she wants nothing more than revenge.