Dad Joke Examples

Chalondra Jillian Guzman adalah putri tunggal dari Adolf Guzman pemilik kerajaan bisnis di Indonesia. Gadis cantik dengan tubuh yang terbentuk sempurna seperti wanita dewasa di usianya yang baru menginjak sembilan belas tahun itu menjadi gadis pembangkang semenjak kepergian mendiang ibundanya. Jillian-semua orang menyapanya begitu—sering kali membuat onar baik di tempat umum maupun di sekolah. Jillian hanya memiliki wajah cantik dan tubuh ideal, selebihnya hanya keburukan yang ada di dalam diri gadis itu. Adolf Guzman yang sudah tidak sanggup menghadapi Jillian terpaksa menjodohkan putrinya dengan seorang klien yang sudah ia kenal cukup lama. Kenzo Maverick, pria berusia tiga puluh satu tahun yang telah berhasil pemimpin sebuah perusahaan besar di Negara ini memiliki semua kriteria pria idaman setiap wanita. Wajah tampan bak titisan Dewa Yunani, tubuh tinggi atletis dan kecerdasan juga insting kuat dalam bisnis tidak serta merta membuat dirinya meninggalkan status lajang. Kenzo tidak pernah berpikir untuk menjalin hubungan dengan seorang wanita karena terlalu fokus mempertahankan posisinya di perusahaan tersebut. Apakah Kenzo dan Jillian bersedia menerima perjodohan Adolf Guzman?

[21+] Logan Caldwell punya semua sifat yang Amanda Fletcher benci. Pria itu dingin, dominan, dan perfeksionis dalam setiap hal. Namun, antipati yang semula mengisi dada Amanda mendadak berubah menjadi rasa asing yang lain selepas mereka terlibat dalam hubungan cinta satu malam. Sebuah masalah baru muncul sewaktu mereka kembali bertemu keesokan harinya sebagai dosen dan mahasiswi di dalam kelas seni yang Logan ajar. Akankah kebekuan yang melapisi hati Logan mencair di hadapan Amanda atau mereka justru akan menolak takdir dan berlindung di balik ego masing-masing?

“…I and my son wanna bend you over that stuff pier table worth $ 4.6 million and fuck the decency out of you!" Mr. Reagan naughtily rasped, with a stern grin on his face. ••••••••••••••••••••• Gabrielle's POV I was compelled to sign a sinful contract with a powerful man, Mr. Reagan, the fifth wolf. Furthermore, he forcefully engaged me to his drop-dead gorgeous son, Hidalgo Massimo Reagan. Both father and son wanna have me and they both trapped me, Caged me. Imprisoned me. And possessed me. I was more like property to them, and there was no escape! I am their adorable plaything —and they are my wildest fantasies. They are my pretty distractions. And They are my commanding kings! •••••••••••••••••

Angela Kawsya adalah perempuan yang memiliki alur kehidupan yang cukup rumit. Orang tuanya mengalami bankrut dan saking tidak bisa mengontrol keadaan, mereka bunuh diri meninggalkan Angela sendiri di dunia yang sulit ini. Angela memiliki seorang pacar bernama Bryan Monav. Ia adalah seorang CEO perusahaan yang bergerak di bidang real estate and property. Bryan selalu menuruti kemauan Angela, namun setelahnya harus ada imbalan yang diberikan oleh Angela sebagai balasannya. Suatu hari, Angela menemukan Bryan sedang berselingkuh dengan perempuan lain di depan matanya. Angela berusaha diam karena hanya Bryan lah yang dia punya. Namun, ternyata selama ini Angela hanya dimanfaatkan oleh pasangan kekasih itu. Angela sudah beberapa kali mencoba berhubungan pria lain selain Bryan, dan memiliki akhir yang cukup sama hingga akhirnya ia bertemu dengan laki-laki yang cukup tua darinya. Pria tua yang keji, kasar, namun mengayomi Angela dengan sikapnya. Angela yang trauma dengan sebuah hubungan, bisa merasakan indahnya cinta lagi dengan pria itu. Ini bukan kisah tentang perempuan yang mengejar kekayaan dan kemewahan dari seorang pria tua yang kaya raya, melainkan ini adalah kisah tentang pengampunan pada diri sendiri seorang Angela. *** "Aku mencintaimu, My Sugar Daddy!"

“Once upon a time, I got pregnant by my boss and as a result, developed a deep, deep hatred for men. Cole Frost and I were never to cross paths again after that night, so what was he doing six years later, paying 300,000 dollars to get me? What was he doing, melting my daughter’s heart? Focus, Clarissa!”

Cerita ini banyak mengandung konten dewasa, pastikan anda cukup umur untuk membaca ini (21+++) Dipaksa menikah dengan wanita yang bukan pilihan hatinya tentu saja membuat Abhygael kesal. Terlebih lagi dia belum pernah melihat wajah calon isterinya itu seperti apa, akhirnya dengan berat hati demi sang nenek yang sedang terbaring sakit di Rumah Sakit Abhygael menerima perjodohan ini Lain lagi dengan Leona yang dijodohkan dengan Abhyghael, untuk menggagalkan pernikahan, dia sengaja memakai makeup yang merubah wajahnya menjadi seperti macan tutul.

I accidentally had a one-night stand with my father's enemy. "Morning, mate." He is , holds me tenderly, My eyes widened in fear, my virginity was given to a strange male wolf instead of my fiancé. *************** Ava, the daughter of the Blue River Pack Alpha, Robert. She was doted on by her father as a child. From birth to nineteen, she never left their small village. Until a festival party, her mate found her. The leaders of the Blue River Pack and the Shadow Pack have been sworn enemies for generations. The Shadow Pack lives on the sea, and their werewolves are rumored to be vulgar, savage, and fond of force. Her father has always taught her to stay away from the ruffians of the Shadow Pack, warning her that their aggressive and unpredictable ways make them untrustworthy and dangerous. However, her life changed when the leader of the ruffians found her. "Sweetheart, don't think about running away. Even your father can't stop me."

Kendra is a party girl living her life to the fullest. When she is kidnapped by a sexy werewolf she is pulled into a DDLG relationship. Kendra tries hard to cope with her new circumstances, but the Alpha of the Blue Moon Pack has it out for her.

I misbehaved. My knees ached from being planted on the aggressively cold floor for so long, but I would take the pain for as long as possible, if it meant gaining the Devil's forgiveness. I whimpered helplessly as the beast of a man pierced me with his cold eyes, ever so subtly patting his strong thigh twice. "D-daddy please-" My pleas were unfinished and went unheard as he continued to pick up the black paddle from his desk and roll up his sleeves. "Don't waste my time, angel." He muttered gruffly, the depth of his well matured voice making every fibre of my being to tremble. "Bend over daddy's lap and receive your punishment, princess." "Y-yes daddy." For her he'd slaughter a nation and drag many to Hell. The Devil has had his eyes on Vanessa since he met the innocent, untainted angel. His Angel. He'd do anything to keep her, to feel her impeccable skin under his impure fingertips, to kiss and stain the luscious lips of an angel with sin and to ruin her innocence and carve his name into her soul. And she's not just about to resist him. When an innocent, naive, little angel mingles with the step-father from Hell.

"Dad I've told you a hundred times, I don't need a body guard." I growled, my eyes locked on the god-like man at his side.Arabella Adair, the only heir of the Alpha King, detests her strikingly yet silent body guard. A mask shields half of his face, leaving only his intoxicating eyes and tousled hair revealed. The strange gloves he constantly wears, and the refusal to speak continues to drive Arabella mad. In the midst of the chaos in her Kingdom, she sets her attention on her body guard. Her insane attraction to her mysterious body guard fuels her need for the truth. More determined than ever, she plans to use everything at her disposal to uncover his secrets.