Damon Salvatore Funny Quotes

Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness.The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....

[The ML and the FL have no blood relationship.] After Nora and Ethan have a one-night stand, Ethan finds Nora is his mate; they also find they have a blood relationship with each other. Ethan is Nora's uncle; they haven't met each other for many years so neither of them knows what another looks like. Thinking this is a wrong arrangement from the Moon Goddess, Ethan hides his scent from Nora, therefore Nora thinks she does not have a mate when she becomes 18. They try their best not to let others know they have made love before... Many years later, they encounter in Nora's Luna ceremony. She is going to be another man's wife!

Natasha Hale only want to do one thing. Drink and forget the world after going through a rough break up halfway through the world Somehow she end up meeting the mysterious James Campbell

Hunted by men. Marked by the Moon Goddess. Claimed by the Alpha. For seven years, Lyra Vale has lived in fear. Captured and hunted by dangerous men who believe she carries a mysterious power connected to the Moon Goddess, Lyra finally escapes with nothing but the hope of freedom. Weak, broken, and unsure if her wolf even exists anymore, she collapses at the border of the powerful Shadow Fang Pack. But fate has other plans. Alpha Damon Blackwood, the cold and feared leader of the pack, never expected to find his mate in a fragile girl on the verge of death. Yet the moment he sees Lyra, his wolf recognizes her. His mate. There’s only one problem—Lyra cannot feel the bond at all. As Damon struggles to protect the mysterious girl who awakens something dangerous inside him, enemies from her past begin to close in. Dark secrets about her captivity slowly surface, revealing that the strange mark on her body is not just a blessing—it is a power powerful enough to start a war among werewolves. With danger outside the pack and betrayal hiding within, Damon must make a choice: Protect the woman fate chose for him… Or sacrifice her to save his pack.

Sarian De Luca was never meant to exist in the world of power and privilege. She was a maid’s daughter—Obedient, invisible. Until the night Killian Capella stepped into her life, he didn’t just save her. He changed the rules she had spent years surviving by. He protected her like a secret and loved her like a sin. Then he vanished. Years later, Sarian returns—not as the broken girl he left behind, but as a woman forged by betrayal, motherhood, and relentless survival. The man who once called himself Killian now rules Europe’s business empire as Salvatore Capella— he is cold, engaged, and untouchable. He doesn’t recognize her in public. But in private, he watches her like she never left. What Salvatore doesn’t know is that Sarian carries more than scars from the past. She carries a truth that could destroy his empire—and a love he was never meant to reclaim. Bound by secrets, threatened by enemies, and trapped between desire and revenge, Sarian has to decide: remain obedient and survive… or defy the devil who still owns her heart. Because Killian Capella isn’t an angel. He’s something far more dangerous.

Arianna Knight, a special child of her generation, was betrayed. Her life and abilities were sucked out slowly. In agony, she wished to be reborn to take revenge on her enemies and her wish was granted. She lost hope in love but then she was granted a mate, Brain Salvatore, a general of the Pack. During hard times, he was by her side and their love blossomed. However, what happens when Arianna needs to pay the price for power? She was granted the wish to be reborn but was it just for revenge?

My life ended the night mom married Alpha Darius, because that was the night I fell into my new stepbrother—Damon's arms. One forbidden mark. One night of weakness. And now, I’m carrying twins that should never have been possible. A curse. When Damon turned on me, I ran, straight into Rhys—the Rogue Alpha feared by every wolf. He wants my bloodline, my unborn twins, my power. But fate has other plans and soon, I become both his prisoner and his deadliest temptation. Caught between two Alphas and a prophecy that could end our world, I have only one purpose—protect my children, no matter the cost.

Rejected.pregnant.Hunted. Jennie hunter,an Omega had one rule.never fall for an Alpha,especially not two.But on a selection night,both Alphas,Damon and Darian.publicly rejected her for the perfect Luna. they found out later that she was carrying their heir twin babies in secret. pack law is brutal.unmated mothers were killed after giving birth.so jennie runs. Five years later.she’s broke and hiding in the human world with a son and a daughter who looked exactly like their billionaire Alpha fathers.when Damon and Darian stormed into her diner to buy the building.instead they find their stolen heirs and the mate they destroyed.Now they’ll offer a cruel contract,be their secret nanny or lose the children.forever.But jennie isn’t the weak Omega they once rejected.this time she sets the terms. Two Alphas.One mate.No mercy.

Alex Redwood your typical Alpha. Strong, impossibly attractive, and funny, yet stern when needed. And Grayson, she's... Well, the exact same. Except for the fact that she wants nothing to do with him, yet he'll do anything for her. Love can be such a strange thing... Will she let go of her hatred for him and allow herself to accept him and love him? Read to find out!

A comedy of errors, that offers second chances for first love in this BDSM Mafia, Reverse Harem Romance. In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable…….. I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera. Yes, I meant it to be for show to avoid my stalker, but .....Let’s just say it’s not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I’m impersonating. “Renfield tricked me,” I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him. “Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!" How did this happen? Nicky! That’s right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross’ fault! Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it’s funny or so funny it’s tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.