Dark Funny Jokes Novels & Stories

Because he looked crazy funny and it seemed like he had no intention of stopping from laughing so I got up from my chair and punched him on the table to stop him. "Y-you're --- HAHAHHAHA" "What's funny?" I asked him annoyed. "You're actually ---- HAHAHHAHA" "Damn you! Get out of my office, now!" I shouted at him because I was so annoyed. "HAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry—HAHAHHA" Before I could be filled with him I dragged him out of my office. What did he think of what I said, a joke? To make him laugh so badly?

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Is he still laughing at me? "Are you making me fun because of me?" I punched his arm while asking. "Fck, I can't stop laughing." My gad, what's funny? "What's funny? And stop cursing no!" I am really irritated right now but yeah it's effective. He doesn't remember my food hehe.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

I looked at him widening my eyes and asked him," Why did you push me?" I saw him laughing like I have said any kind of joke. Why is he laughing? Is it funny? He said controlling his laugh," You are really dumb. You didn't get my joke yet." " Joke? What do you mean? I asked him with a gloomy expression on my face. Then, he sat down on the couch crossing his legs. He said laughing," I was very angry about some office matter. So, I wanted to laugh and that's why I joked with you. Trust me, I didn't know that I can make such a great joke and you are that dumb."

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Flirty jokes are a shockingly integral aspect of our friendship. "I hate you both." I turn on my heel and start walking back to the room and behind me I hear them trying to hold in their laughter. The jokes don't bother me, they never have, they usually just make me laugh and roll my eyes. Plus, my best friend, with his dark hair and green eyes, is definitely not hard to look at.

Leaning on the counter, Jessie replied, "Find him a girlfriend. He can cook and make out at the same time. Problem solved." Ronny burst out laughing so hard his stomach hurt. "Jessie, that's hilarious! I'm definitely trying that next time." Jack couldn't help but laugh too when he saw Jessie laughing. Harry's eyes narrowed with amusement. "No one does deadpan humor like Jessie. She says it with a straight face but it's pure comedy gold." "I was being serious," Jessie said with mock seriousness. Ronny laughed even harder, shaking from head to toe with the garlic still in his hand.

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

“Always looking half-dead. You’d think he’s allergic to sunlight.” Another laughs. “Maybe he’s up all night doing freak stuff online. Would explain the bags under his eyes.” The table erupts in laughter. My chest tightens. The words hit too close to what I know is true, but it’s the way they say it, mocking, careless, that makes something snap inside me. “Shut up,” I say quietly. The laughter dies down. “What?” “I said shut up,” I repeat, louder this time. The guys stare at me, confused. “Relax, Ryder. It’s a joke.”