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"The Event of the Year! Sky-Bound Action Scene!" I looked like a puppet on strings in the video, with my limbs stretched out and suspended in midair. I was grimacing terribly as the shot zoomed in on my face. I scrolled down and noticed a sea of mocking laughter below the video. "Dominic's expression is so meme-worthy!" "Lisa is so impressive for putting in so much effort just to make the school heartthrob happy!" "Dominic actually pissed himself! Does anyone want a close-up shot of that?" "I'll pay good money for it as long as you send it to me!"

Now I'm confused , I thought being banned was the punishment. "Isn't me being banned the punishment?" He laughed at me and it was a mean laugh too. Not one of those ha ha funny laughs but more along the lines of evil scientist kind of chuckle. I could feel the small hairs on my arms stand up . Creepy ass dude, note to self stay away from this man.

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"I'm Rowan Easton. I smoke marijuana and make a video of it because I'm the boss. Vas happenin?!" The whole squad burst in laughter and I cant believe that the entire school was laughing. Why were they laughing if they were fans of these guys? This was not funny at all. They were not only making fun of me but they’re also making fun of Spitfire Strip. "I'm Lucius Jones and I act so swaggy on stage." "And Im Milo Beckett. I'm gay." The whole varsity laughed so hard and the people from the bleachers were laughing along too.

Recover from the terrible joke. “Or part of some performance art thing like that guys like me don’t understand? Were you Andy Warhol’s protégé? Or is this some sort of flash mob set-up and nineteen naked members of the Pirate Party are about to appear and don Mickey Mouse masks in some geopolitical protest?” She suddenly folded and bent over laughing. He breathed a sigh of relief. Sweet!

"And to end it worst she didn’t even said a simple thank you for my help. Instead she said that SHE helped Me to clear MyY debt. Can you believe it?" "Hahahahah. Please top it I will die laughing so hard." MInhu said clunching stomach while laughing at Ahn’s misery "WILL YOU STOP LAUGHING" Ahn yelled at Minhu to no avail. He just couldn't stop himself. "HAHAHA" Well, that made Minhu laugh even more louder. “I don’t think I have laughed this much in my entire life” Minhu said still laughing hysterically. ‘It is not everday that the great Ahn getst fooled by a girl! This is marvelous' Minhu laughed even more with the thought.

“Then let’s make a bet, you manage to break their relationship in three months. I pay you handsomely, might I add. And if you’re unable to then baby, we are never breaking up.” She stares at me for a brief moment before falling over in fits of laughter. I dust myself from the floor now, frowning at her. “What’s so funny?” She pauses, looks at me trying to hold back her laugh. “Oh you’re serious?” “Of course I am serious.” “Why’d I indulge in such a silly thing?” I pinch the bridge of my nose, fighting the urge to put her in her place. At first, it was cute, adorable even but now she’s being so freaking infuriating and that’s one thing I fucking hate about minions, their lack of ability to th

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Did she mean that she had killed my father? Before I could ask her anything she replied, “Yes, I was the one who poisoned your father for the second time.” “But, how is that possible? We were all there… we would have seen you entering…” “I use minions to do my dirty work just like my mother, Kevin. No points for guessing who it was…” My eyes widened in horror as I whispered, “Adrian…” “Yes… all I had to do was pull some mate shit and he was willing to do everything I said like a loyal dog!”

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