Dark Humor Minion Memes Novels & Stories

I leaned back, crossing my arms, eager to challenge his bravado. His laughter echoed again, rich and deep, filled with genuine amusement. "You're going to be trouble," he remarked, turning to leave, the way he moved suggesting confidence and purpose. "Hey," I called out, my voice sharper than I intended, cutting through the tension lingering in the air. "What’s your name? Or should I just call you ‘Minion’?" I shot back, hoping to provoke a reaction.

said Jaemin laughing hysterically, mocking them to their core, while making fun of their entire pack. “Shut your filthy mouth!!!” said Min Jun while tightening his grip on Jaemin’s neck.

The same bitch spoke again. “We’re laughing because you really think calling us fat sluts, was going to somehow shame or humiliate us, in front of your little friends. Uuuummmm sweetie, we don’t care about you or your friends enough to care about what yall think about us. You tried it though, how old are you five?” I asked sarcastically, still laughing. “Cuz, I feel like she sat back here this entire time worried about three chick’s, she doesn’t know. Have you been sitting here thinking about us this whole time? When we didn’t even know you existed, until a few seconds ago, and you will be forgotten in three, two. Were we just talking to some jealous hating ass bitches, cuz?” Mina asked, lo

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

"Everyone is mesmerized by them and I found them quite disturbing." "Disturbing?" "Yes, like, they're yellow... and why some have two eyes and some just one? Why can't they properly talk? And they are actually bad, do people realize that?" He snorted. "They're from an animated movie." "So? You've asked for an ugly thing." "Okay, so minions are 'disturbing' and yet you like that." Nate pointed the puppy and I hugged it tighter, smiling somewhat teasingly. "I love him. Stuffed toys are the only animals I tolerate."

"You'd still look cute if you put on some weight." Lem could no longer hold in his laughter, "Exactly! An average person wouldn't be able to stomach five whole bread roll loaves in a single sitting." Mya broke into tears and cried out to Madelyn, "Madelyn... They're making fun of me." "I'm not the only one laughing. This guy right here is laughing too," said Lem. Kennedy—who was always serious and usually unsmiling—also had a slight smile on his face. He seemed to find the topic amusing.

The Alessio, the eldest of the three says. "Yes, cause there's an Aunty May here with me." I glance at my secretary who chuckles and takes a seat. "Get into the car and come see your Aunty May, okay?" I say. "Sì." They all say in unison. (yes) "God! These children will definitely not kill me." I mumble and May giggle. I roll my eyes and glance at the three little minions on my wallpaper. My three little bunch of joy.

She had an amused smile plastered on her face, like she was joking about adding too much sugar in my coffee. It took me a moment to recover before I finally replied, "Of course not. I don't even like bars. I was starting to get really scared if I had a doppelganger whom you might have seen instead." Why the fuck did I say that?? Now this weirdo would think I found her very expensive and not so funny prank, amusing. Melanie clapped her hands once, "See?! I think we both have the sense of humor. Oh my goodness, you Moonlight Pack folks are too serious to take a joke. " She commented and started to chuckle.

But this…it can’t be real. “Oh, forgive me, you—r majesty, I guess.” I paused, expecting all of us to burst into laughter at the silly joke. The laugh never came. Only stern looks from everyone around. “You’ve got to be kidding me, this really isn’t some twisted movie?” Their stares hardened. The minion stepped forward, staring daggers at me. “Your majesty, let me teach this girl a lesson.” The supposed majesty stopped him and focused on me. “You need a job?”