Darkness Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

Dad asked, concerned. As I wiped away my tears, I laughed. I've only just laughed again in my entire life. It's nice to feel free from chains. "It's nice to feel like I'm no longer in a dark world," I said, laughing, which confused them even more, but I signaled to them that I was fine.

Zadok launched a question at us. “No?” “It's the art of darkness it is very easy to turn dark withing seconds, you se erhe way the light bulb just goes “poff” darkness yes very easy and you find darkness everywhere, people find it easier to be dark than be a light to others. Okay soksy I was seeing a totally different man here Zadok is surprisingly cocky and funny, very lively I would say . “So where do I stand, what do I believe?” Marina asked.. The pain in her eyes seemed to grow more realising that she had been directing her rage towards the wrong person her whole life.

I threw a shadow sickle at the Dark Fae, which effectively decapitated it. Was this really the time for jokes? We were literally in the middle of fighting for our lives. ‘You’re such a bore. It’s always the time for a good joke.’ He scoffed at me. I sighed, knowing that he would not give in until I followed through with this. ‘Fine. Who’s there?’ ‘Fire up.’ I tilted my head, trying to anticipate where this might be going. Knowing him, it could literally be anywhere. ‘Fire up who?’ ‘Fire up the grill because we’re in the middle of a motherfucking BBQ!’

It was the most piercing darkness ever- it was not merely the darkness that came out of absence of light, it was much more sinister. Clattering and chattering filled the dark hall as we all heard Alpha Grey and his entourage rejoicing. I sat up, laid down again, and stretched my eyes to see through the thick darkness, but it was blinding. Thank goodness for the little rays of light that peeped in. "That's so wonderful, and I feel so proud and fulfilled now…!" Alpha Grey said as happiness streaked through him like a comet, elevating his mood. "I owe you one!" He said to someone I couldn't see.

he asks me with curiosity “nothing... you're fucking annoying...” she starts to laugh, stands up and snaps at me before entering the bathroom “Go away Dark...” I start laughing, while I put my arms behind my head and clear eyes come to my memory, what happened to Nisha? I remember her smile and that curious sparkle in her eyes and I can't help but smile, what an interesting girl… I hope she's okay.

In the darkness, he won't see how flat as a board I am. In the darkness, he doesn't have to see my snoozefest of a face... In the darkness, he won't be disgusted... In the darkness, he won't see my tears...

“I manage investments. Build portfolios. IT. Destroy overpriced contracts. Occasionally fire someone who deserves it.” “Wow. Sound like so much fun.” “You’re mocking me.” “Maybe a little.” We went back and forth, each answer peeling back a layer neither of us realized we’d been hiding. Somewhere in between “favorite pizza topping” and “worst childhood haircut,” we started laughing more than we were questioning. Then everything went dark. The power cut out with a sudden, breathless snap. The TV screen blacked. The fridge gave a dying whir. Even the lights flickered once before surrendering.

She'd come running to me shortly. The room was dim to begin with, still, I turned off the lamp, plunging the room into total darkness. “Why did you turn off the light? I can't sleep in darkness,” she said. “Darkness is better for you if you want to stay alive.” She sat up, “What do you mean?” “Nothing out of the ordinary. Go to sleep.” After a short silence, she retorted, “I'm afraid of darkness.” “And you walked in?” I teased, “Come, I'll hold you to sleep.”

We didn't let the darkness win. END OF VOLUME ONE