Darkness Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

Light is just an imagination created by God to play chess with millions of pawns. People say whenever you are lost, seek the light. Light at the end of the tunnel, but I have a different approach to this. When you are lost, seek darkness. Stop at the entrance of the tunnel and drown yourself in the abyss dark and deep — silent and sweet. Light is the cause of all evil in this world. Light was the cause of all the pain in my world. Just imagine a world of pure darkness where colour doesn’t matter and faces — fake or real — remain hidden.

said Lucian to his sister with a laugh. ********* When Dark reached the office, he immediately sat on his chair and closed his eyes while pressing his head on the headrest. "You seem tired," said Trans. “A lot of judgment from those I picked up. Only two went up. ” Dark says not looking at Trans "It's a very different time now. Humans are challenging death, they are not afraid to die. They never think where they're going when they die. '' Trans said. Dark never said a word. He just relaxed while sitting. Dark's eyes opened within seconds. Trans knocked a big box over his table.

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

So stop wasting our time and get out of the way! So, in the eyes of this disgusting pair, I had been nothing more than a cash cow they could drain dry and toss aside. I let out a bone-chilling laugh that echoed through the comm and made both of them go silent for a second. "What are you laughing at? Have you lost your mind?" Summer spat with disgust. [Oxygen Remaining: 1 minute 20 seconds.] Dark spots were already creeping into the edges of my vision from oxygen deprivation. I let out a bone-chilling laugh that echoed through the comm and made both of them go silent for a second.

The prince said in his genuine intention. A laughter escaped his lips. He did not know why, why was he laughing? Its because this huge of a man being sentimental infront of him. "you're not fit to be sentimental. Fudge! I thought I'm hearing a comedy script" he said between his laughter. The man pouted, which doubled his laughter. When his laughter died down, his face turned serious. "Don't worry I'm still on the light, if ever I fall into the darkness, it won't devour me. I can asssure you, Instead it will spit me out." E.J said firmly. "My life lived in darkness, your highness but she fight it for me. I already seen the light and basked from it. I made a promised, and thanks to you, you gi

I almost shouted and pulled the cover over my face, leaving only my eyes that were bulging out trying to see anything even my breath quickened, my fear of darkness had and will always be my weakness. Nyctophobia will be the death of me. “Relax, nothing can hurt you,” he mumbled in a tired tone. “Can you at least pull the curtains apart, please?” I would laugh at myself if I ever heard myself talking during the night. I sounded like a child.

"Human, I want to see how you'll kill us!" Lucas smiled calmly, saying, "Do you believe that I can let you see their brain matters in a second?" The dozen or so Lightning Rat Dark Race all laughed out loud when they heard this. They swore that they had never heard such a funny joke since birth. ""Haha!!!"" Lucas looked at the smiles on the faces of the dozen Lightning Rat Dark Race in front of him. And a trace of doubt appeared on his face. "What are you laughing at?" A Lightning Rat Dark Race member looked at Lucas with disdain.

"But his soul was mad. Being alone in the wilderness, it had looked within itself and, by heavens I tell you, it had gone mad." ― Joseph Conrad, ~ Darkness. It could be Wickedness or evil, or Unhappiness or gloom, or the basic meaning, the partial or total absence of light (Dictionary).

"No, they're not good. And they're more of quotes anyway, they're short." "Okay, so tell me one. Tell me your favourite one." I bit my lip and look at him, contemplating whether I should or shouldn't. I have one in mind, the most recent one. As I watch him driving, his brown curls not falling over his eyes for once because he gelled them, the poem comes out by itself. "She couldn't understand," I begin, whispering, and gulp, still observing him, "why she found comfort in the dark, when all her life she had a fear of darkness."