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“Later, you’re treating me to turon. I’ve been craving it since yesterday.” “Turon? Banana dipped in melted brown sugar?” Ainara asked, and Marge nodded. “Fine. I don’t eat that. I hope they have carioca too.” It's a glutinous flour rolled in melted brown sugar. “We’ll find some.” She took another sip of her drink. “By the way, how’s that grumpy boss of yours? Isn’t he supposed to be good-looking? I just don’t get why he’s so grumpy when he should be happy with his love life.”

Chapter 51: Annoying Bitch "Do you like my new toy? A hunter once left this here. They were too careless, weren’t they?" I could feel my body weakening from the silver bullet. I badly wanted to shove that ugly smile from his face. I didn't know how I adore that back then. "You know how to play cool now," I stated sarcasm running in my veins, even if my life was hanging by the thread, I wouldn’t think twice to spit that way.

Eric feeling guilty at what had transpired between him and Sandra divided he would wait for her response to the letter he had written to her, the contents which read as follows: "My dearest Sandra, I'm so sorry for what transpired between us. I enjoyed every bit of the time we spent together. Please believe me when I say I did not take advantage of you. I want to spend more time with you and get to know you better. I will not enforce myself on you as a sign of respect. Please let me know what you decide. I love you already"

I mentally face palmed myself at that rhytheorical question. "You're not scared of the dark tracy. You're terrified of what's in the dark. For example, cockroaches." Once again, his words left me thumb founded. My mind wandered off to what was actually in the dark, just like he said. Fucking cockroaches."Wow, thank you. Shrink." I said sarcastically. He did not need to know there was some truth behind his words. Not right.

After the choco-chip ice-cream, I have another scoop of mango and American nuts and all after Aspen's opposition. "If you eat this much ice-cream then you will definitely fall sick." He repeats this dialogue for the tenth time today. "No, I will not." I gave him another spoon to shut his mouth. He shakes his head, looking at me when I finished my sixth ice-cream. "More ice-cream ma'am?" He asks with sarcasm. "Yes, please," I reply nicely. Hearing me, his eyes pops out. "Love, it's enough for the day." He says in shock. "I was teasing you. I have had enough ice cream for the day." I started to laugh, thinking about his shocked expression. It feels nice to tease him.

“That’s what you are missing right now. A long rough fuck. I am sure Devin has the stamina for that.” “Oh please, he is stronger than that.” She sipped the orange juice that the waiter put in front of her when Luka was talking. “I think for the first time we will be in bed will be epic. Very dirty, rough sex is coming my way, I can feel that.” I cough at her statement. What the hell was wrong with Chicago these days? Did something change in this city the time I was away from it? Were some drugs controlling people’s minds? Or was it the air pollution that was polluting people’s imagination, too?

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

I screamed, my voice breaking out of me so loud I surprised even myself, but I didn’t care because once the words started I could not stop them, they were pouring out of me like fire. “Shut the fuck up right now! You are fucking sick, do you hear me, sick, twisted, disgusting, you are not normal, you are not even human anymore! You sit in the dark and you laugh like this is funny, like breaking me in half is entertainment, like torturing me is your hobby..what the fuck is wrong with you?”

My own twisted cravings eclipsed any sense of reason or morality. "Too bad, you worthless piece of shit, you couldn't do a goddamn thing to save your sorry excuse for a family and friends after I spelled out my plans for them to you," I spat, my voice laced with venomous delight. "You'll soon hear the sweet symphony of their screams, echoing through these godforsaken cells. The cries of your brothers, your men... It's over, Santino, and you're gonna watch every fucking second of it."

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