Darkness Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

I get sleep only when I am fainted due to exhaustion. As soon as I closed my eyes, I remembered the day when he came back. I went home after work that night, I was hungry. I quickly unlocked the door and switched on the lights because I am scared of darkness. It always feels like some creepy thing will come crawling towards me from the dark corner. Not to mention that my house is built on the graveyard, I would have sold it a long time ago but my grandmother had built it with so much love and the second problem is, no one wants that house. They think it's haunted and I am crazy to live in a place like that.

“Ah, I finally caught your attention.” “I am not in the mood, Penny.” I grumbled. She rolled her eyes. “That’s so typical of you. You always have a sour mood.” I looked straight ahead at the slum we lived in. Not a single street had light. It was always dark. The darkness was a tool for the actual monsters to come out from the shadows and hunt their prey. “There’s no reason for me to be happy, either.” I said in a bored voice. She shook her head in disappointment. “You don’t always need a reason. Being happy is a choice, not a circumstance.”

I initiated to make our conversation longer. "Really? But other people loves light more. Darkness feels like danger, how can you feel safe with it?" I heard a hint of confusion in his tone. I know. It's also strange. "Of all the things in this world, darkness is the only one who won't leave us. They hide when we needed light more. But when light gets tired, it remains blinding us from things we shouldn't see. The one we don't like but is always with us," I said, suddenly remembering how darkness has comforted me in my whole life alone.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

When the shadows play in your mind, remember our last meeting and how you found me. Above all else …remember who you are. Your humble friend, Yada ~~~ “This has to be a joke! This is a sick, cruel joke.” Jessica said, sharply. She glanced down the street to see if anyone was watching before looking at the note again in disbelief. “Funny, very funny,” she mouthed to no one.

He stood still looking at her, he flabbergasted, thinking she should be in the lab, trying to control her shift but here she was laughing like nothing was happening to her. "Eddie, is everything alright? " Ella's voice brought him back to reality. "Huh, yes I'm fine," he said looking at Mrs Smith who acted as if nothing was wrong. Darkness, the absence of light. Take it literally or the other way, it basically means one thing, the inability to find your way. In this life, getting lost in the dark is inevitable. It’s up to us to overpower the gloom with a flicker of courage, hope, and faith. Because no matter how vast the darkness is, how much it renders us blind and lost, even the tiniest gl

She cried for she’s about going back to that cruel world once again. ______________________________ Hansel Frinkles found himself stuck in what seem like a never ending dark tunnel, with no beginning or end, only with looming darkness surrounding him, he was swallowed in the darkness, except from the tiny ray of light shinning down far far away from him. He look so exhausted but still kept on taking running steps trying to get to the light, the light he’s still very far from. He stopped on his tracks, sitting down tiredly on the floor trying to catch his breath, he sighed resting his head on his knees and choosing to give up trying to reach the light. The darkness surrounding him could best

“Keep going, we’re getting to your part.” “Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, ‘Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?’ Actually, who are you not to be?” I take a breath and look at Tara. We are both crying. “Don’t stop. We need the full quote,” Tara said.

I asked, "So, Miss. How is it going with the Dark humour guy? Any update so far?" "HA! Dark humour! He's the funniest guy, I've ever met. Didn't you hear that line of him? I mean he called himself motherfucker; oh my, that's the kind of humour I love. Every time he cracks a joke, it makes me head over heels for him. And not forget his awkwardness around girls" the sarcasm was dripping from her mouth. But that changed my mood. And we both started chuckling, "He's not that bad!" I exclaimed. Right? He's not that bad.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.