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Me and Adrian slip out quiet after the dust settles a bit, weaving back through the emptying hall to hit the parking lot where the cool night air slaps some sense into us both. I'm doubled over laughing so hard my sides are screaming, tears streaming down from how ridiculous and perfect the whole thing was. He stands there watching me, that rare wide grin splitting his face as he shakes his head. "You enjoyed the hell out of that one, didn't you? Front-row seat to karma in action." I straighten up finally, still gasping for breath between giggles. "Of course I did! He finally got his karma back of course I enjoyed every damn second!"

“I WASN’T LOSING UNTIL MAYA STARTED CHEATING!” I stare at him. “What?” “You have beginner luck.” “That’s not cheating.” “It feels like cheating.” Cole is laughing so hard beside me that he’s practically useless. And honestly? I can’t remember the last time I laughed this much. No thoughts about scholarships. No thoughts about my dad. No thoughts about Savannah. Just pure chaos. Then disaster strikes. My character gets hit by three shells in a row. “NO!” The room explodes. Bree screams. Logan starts celebrating.

Micheal found himself chuckling not just at the movie but at the sight of Yvonne and the kids lost in the moment. At one point, the movie featured a silly joke: “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!” Jack laughed so hard he nearly toppled off the couch, while Lily clapped her hands over her mouth, giggling uncontrollably. Yvonne shook her head, biting back her own laughter, only to burst out a second later when the character tripped over his own feet in an exaggerated slow-motion fall.

The vision vanished leaving the room in stunned silence. Nova broke the silence first. Her voice was flat and unimpressed. "Are you kidding me? Five out of five. All of us?" Fin rubbed his temples. And just like that, Elle, Nova, Jax, and Fin burst out laughing—tired, borderline-unhinged laughter that came from watching one too many visions of their own tragic deaths. Cael looked absolutely horrified. "Wait, why are you laughing? I died! I got obliterated! That arrow went through my—"

Can this guy get any more annoying? A second later, a maid entered the living room with a tray full of breakfast for him and a bowl of cheerios for me. We ate in peace as the people in the movie shot each other to death and every time a character died or got shot Scott would laugh out loud as if it was the funniest thing ever. He was weird.

"He could've avoided that bullet by twisting his ankles, though?" "She should just kill him, I say. Don't let him abuse her like that. I wouldn't stand for that kind of treatment for a day." "Right? These guys are so dumb." I laughed more at our commentary than in the movie's comedy scenes. I was unamused by the fighting scenes nor was I excited with the action. But this man beside me never fails to make the funniest side remarks. "Why is that car not exploding? They leaked the fuel like five minutes ago."

Their parents stood there, stunned. "Ahhh!!" Sadie suddenly screamed and ran out of the station. Daphne's parents, their faces flushed, slapped her hard. "You've really embarrassed us!" Online, the tone flipped just as fast. [Damn, I don't think that's how you're supposed to do a bit.] [They really took the joke too far and ended up screwing themselves over!] [Didn't they see the driver's expression getting worse the whole time?] [They weren't acting rich. They were acting stupid!]

There would be plenty of times to talk after and during the movie. They chose a simple and light-hearted animation called “The uprising”. Steven who hadn't planned on enjoying the movie, found himself laughing at the absurdity of some scenes. At last, even Rick cracked a smile himself and seemed to relax. When the movie finished, Steven asked if he wanted to stay for another, and Rick lit up like Steven had offered him the world. Taking that as a yes, he paid for tickets for another light-hearted comedy, “Grandpa’s little warriors” which again made them laugh so hard that Rick appeared to have almost forgotten everything that had happened in the morning.

“That’s not part of the game.” “I guess that depends on what you are planning on dishing out…I’m not the one smoking the weed, remember. If I was, you wouldn’t have to worry, because I wouldn’t be able…” “Maybe you should have a couple tokes and make us both real happy,” Carol said, and then started laughing , quickly followed by Debbie breaking into rolls of laughter. “You guys are hilarious…totally a gaff.” “We’re not done with you…let’s see what you got…oh yeah, we see what you got,” Carol challenged, again breaking them up.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!