Death Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

I glared, resisting the urge to throw my phone at him. “He had ‘never’ blocked my number.” Dorian took a deep breath that was overflowing with exasperation, running a hand over his face. “....He didn't die.” I glared, “He blocked me.” “He's also not dead.” “I KNOW HE'S NOT DEAD!” “I know.” Dorian shrugged. “Just establishing the silver lining.” He gave me an expectant smile that only pissed me off more. “My therapist said humor is a healthy coping mechanism.” “You don't have a therapist.” I continued glaring.