Novel & Cerita Death Humor Quotes

My fits of giggles turned into full-blown laughter thanks to my intoxication. Dark humor was just my type. “You are funny,” I said. “But seriously, what happened?” “I take upon boxing as fitness. I recently found out a friend of mine passed away. My emotions got ahead of me.” I frowned and my body slumped. “I am so sorry to hear that.” “Don’t worry,” he said. Feeling bad, I decided to change the topic. I waved down to the waiter and ordered another drink. It was delivered not long after. No wonder he deflected so much and was a bit annoyed when I continued to pry. He lost someone important to him.

“No it's just, People out there said you eat human flesh and you could burn someone alive while laughing like it's a game to you.” When I said that I was expecting him to look hurt or something but he just laughed, Hmm a death joke it is then. “I would never do such a thing, at least not with you around, I'm a gentleman.”

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"

He let out that deep, pot-bellied laugh before he finally spoke. “Ah. I haven’t had this type of fresh entertainment in a long time.” He said. “We should have females frequently shifting out of sanity like this. It will be fun to watch you rip flesh every now and then, old friend.” He added and the crowd roared in agreement while I swallowed. Could they at least release me while they discussed my death? Not that I’m saying I accept dying. It would just be nice for anyone to have a breather. Not actually die before they are killed. You know what I mean?

“W-Wait! What is wrong with you, huh? ” “I just missed you and don’t be sad okay? We will attend on his burial. ” I slapped him a second time. “Ouch — what now?” "A person just die and you still seem happy." I immediately glared at him. "Besides, let me go, we're in a comfort room, Laurier, don't let your brain work." Threatening I told him. He Just let out a little chuckle. "Yeah?" that he came out first and later I followed. My cheeks turned red because it was like we had just finished something, you know that, that thing.

I hiccup on the last word. A ripple of laughter goes round; he doesn’t laugh. He puffs his chest like a rooster who owns the joint. “You better watch your mouth.” “Oh, I am watching it,” I say sweetly, pointing at my lips. “It’s saying, ‘Go to hell.’” That pushes him over. He stands, looming. “You got a death wish, lady?” “Buddy,” I slur, smirking, “I’m a doctor. I can pronounce myself dead if it comes to that.”

“Don’t look at me like I’m dying.” I clenched my fists. “You’re sick. You collapsed and—” “I’m not dying,” he said again, firmer this time, though the strain in his voice betrayed him. “At least not yet. And when I do, it’ll be because I’ve lived long enough to see you lift that damn championship trophy.” Something inside me cracked. “You think this is funny?” He smiled faintly. “I think life’s too short not to find a little humor in tragedy.”

“‍Da⁠v​id,​ please.‌” “He sa‌id death was funny.” David’s v‍oice was flat. “He l‌aughe​d⁠ abo‌ut it. L‌ike it’⁠s a joke. L‍i‌ke Ayana, dying was⁠ this funny thing t‍hat happened.” “He didn’t know‌—”

“Can anyone tell me what is funny?” But we couldn’t say anything as she continued. “This is a matter of life and death. If you don’t take this seriously then people are going to die. Maybe you should think about that before laughing and maybe you shouldn’t be here if you’re going to laugh all day long instead of focusing on your job.” I felt guilty, and I responded immediately. “I’m sorry, Mara. I’ll do better,” I said. Mara sighed and shook her head. “Better do so,” she said.

as in may S-A-K-I-T I don't feel like fighting, I mean fighting that is tweaked and juggled-- this is a beating heheh, what are you guys thinking about? "What makes you think I'm stupid!?" How did you know? yes, you're really stupid hubby but even so, I didn't regret marrying you because you look like my luck-- Let's not talk about his brain because it's empty, promise I opened it the other day and I was surprised because I didn't see any brain inside his head. Joke, that's just a dream, what are you doing? If I did that, hubby would be dead by now. I don't want him to die yet because I know he's going to die and I'm going to die, it's just a joke again, of course he's going to die, he's not