Death Humor Quotes Novels & Stories

Almost. Just that I do not laugh. Humor is not something I recognize even if it smacks me right in the face. I learnt early that I do not have a good sense of humor, as while I don’t have time for jokes, I used to laugh at the oddest hours, mostly when there is something as a serious as death on the line. That was weird. I know, and didn’t need anyone to tell me. So I stopped laughing all together. “It’s a ten minutes’ walk.”

he said, picturing Valor with a flamethrower that he probably couldn’t even hold, let alone use efficiently. Sush’s index finger up and his animal sat, recognizing as the cue that she was about to make a point. “I don’t inject, Your Grace. I extract. Humor is always there. The ones who can’t find it are either lacking in creativity, mindful about not offending someone, or they’re mourning a loss. Otherwise, like happiness and sadness, amusement can be found in everything. It’s just a matter of perspective.” After reading her file, she was the last person he’d expected to be able to find humor in any - let alone every - situation.

That was his first time, and that jerk treated him like garbage. “That’s… horrible. I’m sorry,” I blurt. He waves it off, calm but quick. “No, no. Funny. That’s how we survive laugh at our trauma. Heal with humor.” “But, Carter,” I insist, voice low, serious. “I don’t want to laugh about someone treating you like that.” The room hushes. The silence presses against my ears, thick and heavy.

Jack’s cold voice sounded again. “That’s amazing!” “It can’t be! Even a judge can do that? Kill someone in the police station?” “This is too weird! I can’t believe it! He actually killed two people in an instant? Judge, you’re simply a god!” “Hitler’s death is so disgusting. I just ordered a barbeque. Looking at the barbeque now makes me think of the scene where his eyeballs were being pierced by a pencil!” “Haha! Braised eyeballs. Eating them might cure myopia. Eat more!”

I was laughing with my best friend and the fact that I might die soon was pushed at the back of my head. "No, I've got a better one," I said still laughing, "I'm like Dracula whose down to his last meal." "And his fangs all fell out," Asher added and we both burst out into uncontrollable laughter. "Why are we finding this humorous?" I asked as I wiped a tear, "it's not even funny at all." "I guess we're just trying to laugh all our pain away and pretend it's just a huge joke," he answered as he sobered up. "I honestly don't want to think of you dying so soon and leaving me all alone in this crazy world."

but it’s too late the weird thing about this is that you can see your body inside the coffin, then it is even weirder when you attend your own funeral I can see my friends crying, my former classmates, and finally, my ex over there crying because of my loss “John Carl why did you die suddenly? I will help you rank up on Mobile Legends, right!?”-David (crying) I’m stronger than you! “Poor you. I know stupid people like you die easily but it’s too early.” - Phil “Sorry !!! sorry John Carl !! I know you were hurt when I turned you down but I hope you let me apologize first!!- Dessa (crying)

"That's an easy death. I prefer torturing someone to death... Say slowly slicing your neck while you watch... Or stabbing your knees and elbows countless times." Okay... She's starting to give me the creeps. "God! I'm just kidding. Stop looking at me like I'm some serial killer," she laughs. "I keep forgetting it takes an intelligent person to get my dark sense of humour." She just called me stupid but it's fine... As long as I'm not getting my neck sliced or my elbows stabbed... It's fine. "You can go for a break and eat those muffins with that mouthy black friend of yours," she blurts.

" Liam smiled and slowly shook his head. But he didn't say anything else. His mother had long passed away, so there was no point in all these comforting words. As the one left behind, he could only live with his grief. Markus was ill at ease upon seeing this usually lively man so somber. He patted Liam's shoulder and said, "You old coot, Ms. B is right. You can't do anything about the matter, regardless of how sad you are. You can't stop death. "Just because you're a doctor doesn't mean you can cure everything. Our days are numbered. You should lighten up!" "Lighten up," Liam muttered, repeating Markus' words. Markus patted Liam's shoulder again. "That's right! If you keep holding onto it, t

I love it when Jorge smiles at me. We were laughing about my latest pay in Cards Against Humanity. The black card asked us to complete the sentence, “Nothing in life is certain except death and ….” I put “kids with ass cancer.” “Damn girl, you are against humanity,” Jorge joked, laughing like music to my ears. “Sorry, I didn’t have anything else,” I laughed back. Stretch my legs out and Jorge picks them up. He starts rubbing my ankles. “I can’t believe my pregnant sister made that joke,” Solen choked out as he laughed.

Hayden chided me. "I wouldn't think of it," I responded. "I admit I'm still a bit unsure about when you ladies want honesty, humor, or for me to keep my mouth shut." "You are odd," Hayden was grinning again. Sex. "It is truly amazing to me how many women I can attract with the line 'I laugh at death' - mainly because it is true. Please do not mistake my flippancy for a lack of fear. I'm scared alright. Voiding my bowels and begging for my life merely seems counterproductive in the given circumstances," I explained.