Demon Slayer Comic Funny Novels & Stories

I wish you slip as soon as you open the door. “Good Morning, Sir Damon.” The guard who opened the door greeted the demon. He also looked at me so I just gave him an awkward smile which he responded with a respectful nod. And as if on cue, as soon as Damon stepped inside, he got slipped and fell on the tiled floor. Upon seeing him, sitting on the floor, I wasn’t able to get a hold of myself, “HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” “What the fuck are you laughing there, nerd?!!” he said as he stood up, glaring at me. His face was red from shame. “Hurry up and follow me inside!”

girl:- don't tell me you are going be soldiers and die for your country. demon:- no I have a plan for grand death, what you ask for, from this shrine. girl:- I ask, it's embracing, it's your happiness, and I am a rider so my protection from accidents and It's working for me, do you feel light when your father died, or did you cry for him? demon:- I was sad and cried hard, because after all this I can never be free, from suffering, I am confused, one part wants to die, the other part wants to give me another chance, and the other is so scared to live and he finds no meaning in living.

I slashed their throats with my shield; their veins with my saber. Their death cries joined together in a symphony of pain and horror. I reveled in the screams of the dying men, licking the drops of blood as they splattered my face. I fended off thrown daggers with my shield, parried sword blows with my saber and counterattacked. I was destruction incarnate, and I felt happy. I was killing, and the demon blood sang in my veins. Death, death, death to my enemies.

“Demons? No no, not demons. It’s mostly ghosts and energy vampires.” Shedim’s eyes widened and his mouth parted ever so slightly. He was silent only for a few seconds before he realised that what she was speaking was the truth. It was so amusing for him that he couldn’t hold it in any longer and bust out laughing. His head hung low and shaking in between the laughs, Enkeli noticed how red and fluffy his hair were, however, she didn’t ponder on it because of how hard he was laughing. “What’s so funny.” She pouts, feeling impatient with his response. Here she was, looking for help and instead he was laughing in her face.

This shall be the death of me. BWAHAHAHAHAHA “I can’t seem to be able to control it anymore,” I said and burst out laughing while clutching my stomach so hard before the demon and his human attacked me together. What the hell ?! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

She turned her attention to the demon when she heard him chuckling in amusement. "And what is it that you find funny my dear demon?" she said snobbishly. "Nothing. Your face was just stupid." Aleister teased directing her with a Cheshire grin. "I'm planning on punching you but I don't want my body dismangled on an apple tree so you're just getting a later use punch coupon." "I tremble with fear" Dyrroth quoted chuckling.

The idea was absurd, yet somehow thrilling. Demian stood there, watching me with a bemused smile as I struggled to catch my breath between bursts of laughter. His arms were crossed, but I could tell by the way his gaze softened that he wasn't as annoyed as I had thought he'd be. He seemed… amused by my reaction. "What’s so funny?" he asked, though his voice had lost its usual edge, replaced by something more genuine—almost curious. I wiped my eyes, still giggling uncontrollably, though I was starting to regain some composure. “You—” I gasped for air. “You think I’m going to feed you? After everything that’s happened, you’re asking me to feed you?”

I winked horribly then continued to sob, "But he's not crazy for me ." "As much as I want to comfort you, I just can't help laughing." Damon was still laughing while I am still crying, "Seriously, at this rate, you'll be my favorite comedian." "Hey! I'm getting my heart broken here and you're laughing! How rude!" I protested and told the cashier there, "Mister, look how much of a bully he is! He's laughing and I'm crying. Someone report this jerk please!" "I bet anyone would laugh if they see you." Damon snickered, "I mean look, even the cashier is holding back his laughter. Come on, don't be shy, mister, she's really funny when she's a mess like this."

“I won’t suck you dry after I fuck you.” Oh, boy. What crass words. “Then what the hell are you?” I intended to clarify it quickly. Better now than any other day, right? “Hm, you said so yourself. I came from Hell, An..dre..ahh.” He released his right hand from my waist and then stroked his thumb along my parted lips. He licked his own to wet it, no doubt desperate and eager to claim my mouth. And I happen to like seeing it. “I am a demon," he said, his voice without humor, telling me he was just joking. My world immediately shrunk.

The captains watched as the man suddenly bursted into laughter, Arthur tilted his head and looked with confusion all over his face. The man smirked after glancing at the king, he once again laughed like a psycho before lifting his right hand and pulling his left middle finger. “This is the end for all of you stupid pests… Fire Magic: Explode!” The sound of explosion echoed through the halls as the ground shook once more. Jiniya had tears running from her eyes as they finally entered her room. Chapter End.