Demon Slayer Comic Funny Novels & Stories

“No more boring talk! Let’s play!” “No Daddy!” I laughed as he carried me downstairs with my mom. “I’m a demon!” “A what?” He laughed heartily and his eyes sparkled. “A demon?” “Yep!” I put my hands on my hips and smiled proudly as we got to the dining room with everyone else. I looked over and noticed The Jerks were trying to pick on my friend again. I started to growl. “Hey Jerks! I’m a demon!” They started to snicker and poke Ben again, trying to steal his bacon. “LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! JERKS!!!” I smiled smugly as they paled and ran to the over side of the room.

"Your beauty is unmatched. It makes me want to pluck all the flowers in the universe and give them all to you." I burst out laughing. It was the most un-Demon sentence to ever exist. Demon instantly slapped a hand over his forehead, looking like he absolutely hated himself for letting those words leave his mouth. "Where on earth did you find that one?" I giggled, still laughing. "I told you it was cheesy. Let's just go ahead with the date," he muttered, turning his face away. "No... tell me one more," I begged. "Over my dead body," he shot back instantly.

Every noble gave way for him to walk through. Roman moved through the crowd effortlessly. Lysan's hand tightened on the glass. He had seen that smile a thousand times, in battle fields, in his nightmares, everywhere. But here, no one knew what that smile hid. Dyleon whispered softly to Lysan. “Wow, so that's the famous Demon prince, Roman Da'Luca.” “Yeah.” “They say he's gonna be the next Demon king.” Dyleon's eyes trailed Roman. “But, mere looking at him, he doesn't seem like someone who could cause terror.”

I threaten. "Will, you please get off me."Shelley/demon says. "Not until you give me back my friend." I snap. "I am Shelley." Shelley/the demon groans in frustration. "Prove it." "You favourite cartoon is tom and jerry, you always say in your past life you were a vampire, which is actually stupid. First year on campus you removed your bra In the middle of a lecture saying it was very uncomfortable. You have... " "Alright, alright, you are Shelley. " I cut her shut, not wanting to hear anymore embarrassing things about me.

I yelled towards it, taunting him to come inside the forest, where I have the advantage but it only continued to smile as the boss motioned me with his two fingers to come at him. "Puny demon, come or are you afraid to meet your maker" THIS!? "of course I'll come you, ugly bastard, wait till I send you back to your mother's womb!" "GRHHHH!, a mere demon dare to speak about my mother like that, hehe you know the consequences!" "what?! I can't hear you? Your mother is ugly as poop! I heard she slept with every one of your minions!" "damn you insect!" Oops. "come at me, you stinky fella"

Hehehe. Ban: Please don't say that while smiling, it's scary. Reiya: But I guess the demon world is kinda glad to have you. I never thought I would see the day Lord Anex looks so lively and that goes for the other Lords too. They look excited for some reason. And to date all they seem to think about is you. Ban: Haha.. They are too excited.

"Ridiculous! Ridiculous! This is the Human Race! It's so funny! If there's a joke in the world, then this joke must be the Human Race! There's no doubt about it! It's obvious that they gave up on these disciples, yet they actually said it's because these disciples aren't strong enough. Haha, it's really funny!" "I'm dying to laugh at them! They actually said it was fate, and they deserved it! Hey, hey, hey, hey... Shamelessness has to have a limit! How can you be so shameless! You actually changed the fact that you framed them into the fact that they deserved it! The last thing they should do is to join your Unfettered Immortal Palace, otherwise, they would not have encountered such a thing!

Seeing him in the kitchen just this morning, thinking maybe, just maybe. Unhealthy, my vampire sent. Impractical, Shaylee agreed sadly. Let's kill her anyway, my demon snarled. Just a little. A giggle escaped. You can kill someone just a little? Totally, she sent. Track her down and I'll show you. But the anger had run out of me. What if you make a mistake? I turned away, heading for our quarters. Kill her all the way. Now that would be a shame, wouldn't it? My demon's laugh echoed in my head. Was it wrong we all laughed with her? ***

' The 20 over Shadow Wolf Dark Races were stunned. Then, a pearl of laughter burst out. "Hahahaha!!!" The 20 over Shadow Wolf Dark Races laughed so hard that they could not even stand up straight. It was as if they had just heard the most hilarious joke on earth. Lucas sighed to himself when he saw the scene. 'So, it seems that no one is willing to believe when I'm actually speaking the truth?' "Why are you guys laughing? I'm really a demon." "That's enough!"

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"