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Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

That got my attention and I looked up at him. I saw my reflection in his chocolate-brown eyes. I blinked at him and he blinked. "What was I about to say?" He mumbled his eyes looking around and I let out a huff of laughter. I immediately pursed my lips to hide my laughter and he frowned. "Laugh." With one word, I threw my head back and laughed hard. Does a motivational speaker forget his quotes? The heck? I had been laughing for some minutes before he paused. "It's okay. You can stop laughing now." He said and I shook my head still laughing like a crazy maniac.

“… is unsettling.” I couldn’t breathe. Another deep laugh erupted from somewhere inside me, so powerful it bent me over slightly as I grabbed my stomach. “Goddess…” I wheezed. “I forgot…” I struggled to inhale. “… how funny you actually are.” Zayden smirked. “Don’t get used to it.”

She huffed in annoyance, "You're no fun. Anyway, you know who's coming back to town?" "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking, isn't it?" Her gaze narrowed at me. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, my dear Camiela." "That's not the full quote, my dear Shirley," I mocked. "Then what is?" My gaze fell to the floor as my elbow hit my purse, causing it to tumble onto the ground and send all my belongings pouring out. I groaned in annoyance and stood kneeling down to pick it up. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit—"

I turned on my phone and charged it while fiddling with it. I have a habit of finding things through search engines. On a whim, I typed 'ways to calm the mind' into the search bar. A series of articles and videos appeared immediately. I clicked on the origin of a video, watched it, and then moved on to another video. I also opened social media until I accidentally found a quote about my current situation. "The easiest way to be happy is to lower expectations," I said, reading the quote. It seems like this short quote is more relatable than motivational and self-development videos. I recalled how upset I was when Richard cared about Krystal to the point where he was delighted calling her in h

My laughter increased, and I clutched my stomach. Jessica was so dumb and a terrible liar that I found it funny she tried bringing up a convincing lie that would never work. “You're going to injure yourself if you laugh too much,” Tedros muttered as soon as I was done laughing. It took a while for me to stop laughing, but it was worth it. Jessica looked shocked and confused, the tears on her face were still there, but she had stopped fake sobbing.

I nodded without even thinking twice. What Gina meant by decompressing was getting high. We'd empty bottles of whatever was available and say shit and laugh our hearts out. Not going to tell a lie, it was a very effective way to decompress. The aftermath of it all was we would crawl on the floor with our bellies, shatter as many glasses as we could, and make a big fool of ourselves and I kid you not, as brainless as it sounded, I was a hundred percent down for it.

Edison A quote for a day Have a nice day all of you Stay safe stay happy Keep smiling Bye till next time

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