Novel & Cerita Depressing Funny Quotes

"Stop it. I cannot be catching feelings for cheekbones and sadness in a suit." "Sadness in a suit?" "You always look like you're calculating something depressing," she accused, wobbling toward him. "Like, 'Hmm, how many orphans can I save if I cancel Christmas?'" Ren burst into laughter, full chest and everything, and Deja blinked at him like he'd just performed a miracle. "See? See? Look at you laughing like a whole human. Don't do that! That's dangerous! That's like... like... rom-com bait!"

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"

Somehow, the sight of him struggling to speak was fuelling me with agitation and anxiousness. "I have something to say, but I'm not sure you'll like it," he admitted. My stomach pulled in a knot but I smiled either way, "Your honesty is deeply appreciated." "You smile a lot these days, your Highness," he pointed out with a watchful glance of my face. "It's strange. I just find myself doing it-" "It's a sign of something called 'depression'" he dropped it out there in a levelled and casual tone and all I could do was freeze and blink at him in shock.

Aubrey rolled his eyes but laughed along, grateful that money couldn’t buy these moments—the kind of ordinary, ridiculous joy that reminded them all of who they were. Even Mother, battling depression, found that laughter sometimes returned to her like an old friend she thought she had lost. One morning, she walked into the living room where her children were bickering loudly about who was the “favorite.” Without missing a beat, she cleared her throat and said, “It’s obviously me. I’m my own favorite.” The room exploded in laughter, the heaviness of years lifting just for that moment.

"Alas... " Tim leaned against the tree trunk and sighed with exasperation. Anne tugged Justin with puzzlement and asked, "What's wrong with him?" "Ha!" Justin shook his head and said in a loud voice, "Some people put in so much effort and still end up with nothing but embarrassment. How can they not be depressed?" "Oi!" Tim smacked his lips with a frown. He was already in a bad mood, so he couldn't take anymore of Justin's sarcasm.

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

I muttered, “if I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t poison you. I’d shoot you instead.” Their mouths dropped open, and I realized too late that I shouldn’t be joking about something like that. A nervous laugh fell from my lips. “I—I was only joking. You’d be able to smell poison from a mile away, and I know you’ll get the gun away from me within seconds.” Devrim was the first to break the silence. “You humans have a sick sense of humour. I don’t really see what’s so funny in what you said.” “I’m sorry.”

“I just… I don’t know how to get out of this.” She shrugs. “You don’t have to figure it out all at once. Before you know it, you’ll be on the other side of this, wondering why you ever doubted yourself.” Achilles jumps in, smirking. “Yeah, and in the meantime, try not to look so depressed. You look ugly when you’re sad.” I gape at him. “Excuse me?” He grins. “I’m serious! Your face gets all scrunched up, and you just sit there like a lost puppy. It’s tragic.”

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.