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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

"Alpha Michael, I don't think you really have an option right now. Besides, everyone has a business to attend to. They must have this meeting before going to their various places of work." I threw back my bed covers and climbed out of bed, my voice dripping with sarcasm as I spoke. "Of course, I should be there with them too because my life is fucking miserable." Trenton spluttered a laugh and I raised my brows in askance. "Did I say something funny??" He turned to look at me, one of my shirts in his hand. "If this was a movie, I would have denied finding it funny but I find this absolutely funny. Can we employ humor as a coping mechanism in times like these?"

I don’t know where he got this talent to joke with such serious expressions. ‘’I would love to test your skills,’’ I replied, going along with his jokes. Sissy is very lucky to be around with someone as nice as him. Who respect everyone and never harm people for his good in anything, It felt nice to talk with someone who didn’t make me feel even more depressed. I can’t remember the time I had this relaxing talk with anyone. No matter how hard I tried I ended up with same sentences with everyone and but it didn’t last long.

In the quiet town of Everwood, a young girl named Emily lived under a cloud of sadness. Her days were filled with the weight of depression, casting a shadow over her once vibrant spirit. It seemed as though the world had lost its colors, and even the simplest joys felt out of reach. One sunny afternoon, as Emily walked through the park, a burst of laughter caught her attention. She turned to see a charismatic young man named Ethan, his infectious smile illuminating the entire park. His antics and witty remarks filled the air, drawing laughter from everyone around him.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

“Yeah. I mean, two days ago I was miserable for a second. But now? I feel like a happy, mentally stable walnut.” Sophie stared. “A walnut.” “Yes.” “That’s your choice of metaphor.” “Do you not see the vision?” “No.” “Wow. Okay. Fake friend energy.” She laughed again and nudged my knee. “I’m serious though. You do seem good.” I nodded slowly, playing with the edge of the mat with my fingers. “Yeah I think I just stopped caring about the stupid stuff.” “Good,” she said. “Because honestly, you’re too dramatic for sadness.”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

I say softly. He chuckles genuinely. That’s the reaction I was hoping for. He looks pleased. “You think I’m hot?” He asks comically. His voice sounds raspy. I laugh lowly. “I mean..you’re alright.” I say jokingly. He smiles brightly and sits up on the bed. I sit up too. “I’m sorry.” I say again. I didn’t mean to get him all depressed. I have been depressed for a very long time and I don’t want anyone feeling that kind of darkness.

"Stop it. I cannot be catching feelings for cheekbones and sadness in a suit." "Sadness in a suit?" "You always look like you're calculating something depressing," she accused, wobbling toward him. "Like, 'Hmm, how many orphans can I save if I cancel Christmas?'" Ren burst into laughter, full chest and everything, and Deja blinked at him like he'd just performed a miracle. "See? See? Look at you laughing like a whole human. Don't do that! That's dangerous! That's like... like... rom-com bait!"