Novel & Cerita Did You Hear About Jokes

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"And who knows, maybe I'll even remember it and tell it to someone else someday." Ida grinned. "Oh no, please don't subject anyone else to that joke. I wouldn't want to be responsible for causing anyone else's eyes to roll," she joked. Avery laughed. "Don't worry, I won't hold it against you. But, if you want to hear a real joke, I've got one for you." "Okay, hit me with it," Ida said, leaning in. "Why did the chicken cross the playground?" Avery asked. "I don't know, why?" Ida replied.

Just pack your bags and you're home. … Hearing the sweet deal did not exactly shock me, but it sure did send a warm fuzziness through me. It was like finally getting a high-five for my skills, something Seth and Lily never bothered to dish out.

Answer: "They both fall." The lamest one of all: "Why'd the chicken cross the road?" Answer: "Because he was afraid Snow would fall on him." The jokes weren't really funny or even that creative, but they were shared within my earshot on a regular basis. "Want to hear the latest joke?" Cindy asked, as though reading my mind. I gave her a look I hoped said, no freaking way! "It's actually kind of fun-ny," she said in her sing-song voice. I plopped down next to her and slid on my shoes. "Do I have a choice?"

he asked, his eyes sparkling as he grinned at me. I nodded and sat up to listen to him, wanting to hear anything that would distract me from the pain I had been feeling in my heart since my father passed. "Okay. I've got a joke to make you feel better," he said, his voice light and playful as he got ready. "Okay, I could use a laugh. Go ahead,” I said, raising an eyebrow, intrigued. Anthony cleared his throat as he said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" . "I don't know, why?"

I said cheerily. :Yeah everyone heard about it, jokes on her cause no one ever stood up-to them since they sleep with most of the HODs here. I just can't stop laughing at her facial expression." Jake laughs his lungs out. He falls to my shoulders holding his stomach as we all laugh hysterically. Some tables close to us heard our talk and joined laughing spiting the bitches who frown before they stormed out of the cafeteria, way to lighten the mood until we heard them. "Miss King." Yikes.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

(You're supposed to laugh here, it is a joke). Take care of yourselves, my readers !! Tell me what you like, tell me when I was wrong :-)

He chuckled. Even though he was making jokes, I could tell that it really hurt him by the way his voice sounded but I played along. "That's a bit too long, shorten it a bit and you have yourself on the front page of the New York Times." I said which made him burst into laughter.

You aren't jealous right? ‎ ‎Eve once joke and said we were so closed she though you were gay, he said laughing. ‎