Dirty Orphan Jokes

CONTENT WARNING - This book contains minor depictions of violence, abuse and other dark themes that might not be suitable to viewers less than 18. Viewers discretion is advised. Rated 18+ Proceed with caution. *** When Demon King Klaus Lavon discovers a fleeing young lady in his castle, she awakens a feeling of lust and emotion in his dead soul and he is reluctant to let her go. Striking a deal with her, he keeps her under his wings, but can Klaus control the raging hormones in him whenever he’s near his beloved human mate? Be killed, or be a slave? These are the options given to 19 year old Arabella Tudor, fleeing orphan and shameless thief. She has no one to go to, safe for an uncle who maltreats and despises her, and she would rather die, than be sold of to cruel men in exchange for her freedom. Meeting Klaus Lavon, is not something she would have imagined, and vowing to work her way out of his hornet nest, Arabella is stuck when fate has other options for her. Soon she finds herself entangled in a world filled with Demons, supernatural creatures and other dangers from the past lurking behind, with no way out!

Asha, an orphan at a young age, is now on the brink of helplessness and despair. Would she let despair to chase her for the rest of her life? No, thus, she faces the man who wants her dead and dares to stand as a woman in the world of male chefs. She creates her own dishes and makes his father's recipes alive again. Her adventures lead to clues of her father's real killer and get entangles with love at the same time. Somehow, when she is face to face with the murderer, will she forgive or not? The Recipe of Love will show her the right decision to make.

“You should worship me.” He whispers, as the heat of his breath caresses her ear. Her voice betrays her as her emotions go wild. Words fail to fall from her lips as feelings that she never knew she could feel envelops her. At that moment, she knew that she was never getting free from His Ungodly Touch. What had she gotten herself in? .......... After her life being spared by a serial killer and watching her entire family die before her eyes, a young orphan female is rescued by a stranger and is tossed from one foster home to another; and when she finally decides to take vengeance, her emotions gets the most of her and she goes down a path that she can never return from; she becomes an assassin. But when she is sent to killed a well-known CEO, her trajectory changes. Instead of wiping his existence from the earth, she gets entangled in the arms of this desperate and soulful CEO.

“Luna…!” I sobbed, collapsing onto the cold, unforgiving pavement, barely avoiding the indifferent gaze of the crowd. “I...I desperately fought to hold her back. I begged her to remain by my side,” I wailed, my tears blurring the world around me. With every strike of my trembling hands against the unyielding ground, my heart shattered into a million irreparable fragments. *** When Luna was killed, Ginevra’s life turned upside down. Luna was her everything, not just a sister. The bond she shared with her was beyond the world’s imagination. When she tried to commit suicide, she found solace in the care of Emiliano who saved her from drowning. She later got married to him. Then Luna returned in the body of a familiar face. Her mind is set on revenge that will either brighten Ginevra’s future or ruin it completely.

With tears in his eyes, he had left her on the day he had planned to officially announce that she was his due to her father's hurtful words. For six years he remained hidden in a different region and toiled day and night just to prove that he wasn't a failure as they seem him to be and to also prove that an orphan can make it big and take what he desires. They call him the great fierce god of war due to the wars he fought over the years and the numerous awards he attained. He's back now to take what rightfully belongs to him but will she accept him back? What will he come as? Will he come in all his glory? Will it be easy for him to get back what he left for six good years? What if she now belongs to another? All this and many more will be answered in this romance-filled novel. Are we excited and interested in this ride as much as I am? I know we are. Sit back, grab your popcorn and join me as we go through this sweet suspense-filled ride.

"I'll kill them!!!" Harsha, my wolf, wanted to roar inside me and destroy everything in her path. Today, is my 18th birthday. It was also the day I was most looking forward to officially becoming mate with the man I love most, Alejandro Lionheart. But now I'm watching a video that shouldn't be there, in front of all the guests. My mate was having sex with a woman. Some sent me pitiful gazes. but most of them gave me gazes of contempt, covering their mouths as they laughed secretly. But most of them gave me gazes of contempt, covering their mouths as they laughed secretly. And how could I, for one, stand such humiliation? *** "I, Hirre Monreal, future Alpha of Tyranny Pack, reject you, Alejandro Lionheart, as my mate." Yes, I'm not some homeless orphan, I'm an Alpha heiress! It wasn't long before I realized that I was more than an Alpha heiress...

This is the story of how Luna and Eric are brought together through a forgotten birthday, dirty family secrets, and a beautiful forest full of evergreen trees.

Faye was an orphan who found her biological mother just before her 18th birthday. She will live in the same pack as her mother's two stepsons, Liam and Leander. Coincidentally, Leander turned out to be a fated mate for Faye. Attracted by mate bond, Leander sneaks into Faye's room at night after she goes to bed... “Come on, Leander.” The man's hand paused. No, the man tonight is not Leander. Meanwhile, the other stepbrother, Liam, is getting weirder and weirder with Faye, and it looks like there's a mysterious pack behind his abnormality... Can Faye fix her problems with Liam? How would her relationship with her two stepbrothers develop? What other adventures await them?

The story takes the first persons point of view, for a personalized understanding of what the story is all about. Samantha Edwards, the female lead, was a teacher, and a counsellor, who was accused of having an affair with her student, because she showed so much care and love to Craig Anderson, who is an orphan, and is believed to have only gained admission into the school of the rich, through scholarship. Craig is constantly bullied by his fellow class mates, which made Samantha, always take special notice of him. She sees Craig, as a child, who needed all the love and support he could get, and she was willing to show him so much, but only ended up loosing her job, and having her career put to a stop, when the bullies of the school, photoshopped their pictures, and it went viral, that she was sleeping with her student. Her husband filed for divorce, her husband took their only daughter Whitney away from her, and she had to go into hiding, but five years later, Craig Anderson, came to her rescue. Trying to get her everything she lost, because of him, but can any love take place between them? Especially since their age difference is huge. Craig is 21 while Samantha is 33. Will her husband Edward Stones ever allow her have peace with someone else? Find out in this emotion filled story of inlove with my Billionaire Student.

Warning: 18+, strong mature, and sexual content. Sneak peek: "I don't believe in God, Hailey," he murmured, as his firm hands settled on my hips and lifted me from his lap, placing me onto his desk, "But... if I did, I would have thanked him for making you." A soft gasp escaped my lips as his hands slid under my college skirt, his fingers brushing on my pussy over my panties. "Damien, you are my brother..." I managed to whisper amid overwhelming desires. This felt so wrong. He emitted a husky chuckle, leaning closer to my ear, his lips brushing against my earlobe. "Correction-Stepbrother." "But-" Before I could utter a word, his hand swiftly slipped down inside my panties, his fingers landing on my bare, wet heat and just when a moan could escape my lips, his mouth forcefully met mine swallowing the scream of pain as well pleasure when two of his fingers thrust into my pussy just like I'd felt them in my dreams... *** When I was dragged across the country to Los Angeles to live with my mom's new husband and his son, the last thing I expected was for my stepbrother to be off-limits. Least of all, I never imagined I'd find myself tempted by the forbidden. Damien Black: sinfully attractive, irrefutably irresistible, and seemingly devoid of warmth. Emotions meant nothing to him; girls were mere toys for him to have in bed. And there came my biggest mistake-believing I could be more than just a toy for him...maybe more than just another conquest in his collection. I was his dirty little secret, one that he wouldn't let go of, accept, shatter entirely, or mend. I was his toy; Well....his favorite one.