Dirty Stories Funny

This book contains very RAW and strong mature contents. Read with caution. This book is a compilation of romance stories capable of bringing you to a whole new world of fantasy you never knew existed. With Thigh tingling stories, captivating storyline leaving you wanting more.

A book lover, an innocent teenager, and an incoming college student named Bliss Dy welcomes the new chapter of her life as her father got promoted in his job. Upon meeting his dad's boss, the CEO of the company, fate seems to enjoy bumping them into each other unexpectedly. Can a funny coincidence turn into something romantic and magical? Is falling for her dad's boss will make her life blissful?

Are you looking for some exciting tales to read to liven up your evening? Compelling stories that make you want to wiggle your toes? If that's the case, you've found the right one! Tempting Nights is an anthology of short erotic stories that would warm your chilly and lonely nights.

A comedy of errors, that offers second chances for first love in this BDSM Mafia, Reverse Harem Romance. In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable…….. I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera. Yes, I meant it to be for show to avoid my stalker, but .....Let’s just say it’s not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I’m impersonating. “Renfield tricked me,” I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him. “Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!" How did this happen? Nicky! That’s right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross’ fault! Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it’s funny or so funny it’s tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.

These are stories of true romance and touching emotion. I believe those two very important ingredients are constants in my highly sensual and very believable stories. My goal is to give you readers stories of high quality that may sometimes make you laugh, sometimes make you cry, but are always fresh and creative and contain many delightful surprises within their pages.

Senator Phoenix McIntyre is a respectable politician. Everyone thought that he's a perfect man with a crystal-clear reputation. But behind that perfection lies a dirty secret: he has his own personal whore who fulfills all his sexual fantasies. What can he do? Ever since he saw Brianna Wilson or Eve dancing seductively on stage, his whole body burned with intense desire, the kind of desire he never felt before. She haunted him in his dreams, and he would always wake up with a massive hard-on. That's when he decided to have her. Damn his reputation, he had to taste that sweet pussy. What will happen if his ultimate secret is exposed? What would happen to him if the whole world happened to take a glimpse of how nasty and dirty he is in bed?

Horror stories originate from somewhere. Whether from eyewitness accounts or from survivors' tales, they come from somewhere. And while all of us grow up with the folklore, how many of us genuinely believe that werewolves and vampires prowl through the night, taking what they want. I will admit I didn't believe the tales. I thought werewolves and vampires were nothing more than make-believe. Scary stories meant to keep kids in line. That is until a monster ripped me from my warm and sold me to the highest bidder. Where nightmares and horror stories become true is where my story begins. Can I ever be free again, or will the beasts rule my body and soul forever. TRIGGER WARNING!!!!!

Alex Redwood your typical Alpha. Strong, impossibly attractive, and funny, yet stern when needed. And Grayson, she's... Well, the exact same. Except for the fact that she wants nothing to do with him, yet he'll do anything for her. Love can be such a strange thing... Will she let go of her hatred for him and allow herself to accept him and love him? Read to find out!

Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness.The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....

Keajaiban datang bisa dari sudut manapun dan kapanpun. Begitupun dengan kebahagian dan kesedihan manusia biasa tidak bisa memprediksi. Karena hanya Tuhan yang dapat memutuskan dan mewujudkan. Sama halnya dengan keadaan Anna, ia pernah tepuruk. Diagnosa dokter untuknya, terasa petir disiang hari yang menyambar tanpa panduan. Penyakit yang tak pernah terpikirkan, bahkan diandaikan oleh Anna kini bersemayam apik di tubuhnya. Bahkan sudah sejak lahir dia mengidapnya, tapi dia tidak pernah menyadari. Anna menganggap rasa sakit yang dirasakan selama ini hanya sakit biasa, bukan karena ada kista yang tinggal dibagian otaknya. Tapi dia disadarkan berkat kata mutiara dari penyiar radio yang tanpa sengaja ia dengarkan. Anna tersadar berkat dia. Diofano Alghiffary. Pelipur lara Anna kala musibah melandanya. Hanya dengan suaranya membuat Annandya jatuh pada pesonanya “Suaramu adalah penyamangatku . Anna selalu berkata demikian setiap harinya.