Draco Malfoy Funny Novels & Stories

On the day of the Dragon Bloodline Awakening at the Magic Academy, I became the laughingstock of the entire school. Lucia, the most popular girl in our year, awakened the rare Phantom Dragon, while my boyfriend, Miles, resonated with the noble Frost Dragon. As for me? My entire skin was covered in a thick layer of brown mud. I looked like a stray beggar. Pictures of my disastrous awakening were pinned to the top of the academy’s forum. The comment section was howling. "Covered in mud... definitely the lowest-tier Swamp Dragon!" "Oh my god, a Swamp Dragon Knight? Might as well be a normal person!" "Can she please wear a mask from now on? Just looking at her makes me want to throw up my dinner

Involuntarily, my fingers started shaking on their own accord. All of a sudden, Draco laughed, surprising me. He stopped for a moment before laughing again. This time, louder. I got more scared and already began to question myself for challenging him in the first place. Looking around me, everyone had strange looks on their faces except I and Draco. ‘I never expected you to be a scaredy-cat.’ Draco said to lighten up the mood, but I still felt very uncomfortable given the stares and glares from every other direction of the training ground.

Draco said. "Come on guys, you have to appreciate what she did, after all, she launched an acid attack on that bloodsucker." Draco was laughing uncontrollably at his own words, he laughed so hard that he barely could get the next set of words out of his mouth. "Get it, acid attack, bile acid attack." "Not funny Draco," I retorted, trying to shut him out, but unfortunately he was too far gone as he continued to laugh hysterically. I tried my best to ignore his nonsensical jabs, but there was someone else who was beating me at the ignoring game. It was Lucifer, who had not even looked at me once since I walked in, there was not even a hello, after all that.

Don Carlo shushed him. He went quiet, but I could still feel that stupid grin on his face. “I honestly don't care enough to form an opinion. You are the Dons. It's your job to figure it out.” I shrugged nonchalantly. “Look at him. Always acting so cool,” Draco burst out laughing. “Maybe you should learn something from him and stop acting like an imbecile. Think you can do that?” Madam shot at him. “Oh please. Just say you want to ride his cock, and that's why you always take his side,” he retorted insultingly.

Ana tried to swallow the laughter because Draco was already getting angry with her. "Okay, I'm sorry but I just couldn't hold in the laughter." Anastasia explained, trying not to laugh again. "What part of what I just told you Is funny?" Draco asked her. "Is that the book dad said you should read?" Draco checked the book he was reading and realized he was really reading the wrong book. He felt very ashamed and immediately stood up to go change the book. He brought down the right book and sat on the bed. "You should have just told me I was reading the wrong book instead of making me look stupid." Draco said angrily.

Draco was rolling his eyes inside and cursed Declan's ignorant mind, His human was stupid to the root. “You fool! She is scared of you, not some kind of a spoiled girl!” Draco growled inside his head and he backed up a little seeing his little mate's reaction. He didn’t do anything that indicated he wanted to harm her. So, what is it that he did wrong this time?

he said looking at Theo who was glaring at him back. “I still have million ways to suck the powers out of her and reign over everything” he spoke with a smirk making Theo to wonder and his eyes immediately widened. “Don’t you.. no, Don’t you dare do that. I would kill you with my own hands if you try something that will hurt my mom and sister” he said in a threatening and a begging tone, but Draco started laughing hard. “are you scared right now, Little boy? Ha, dare to provoke me, huh? You will see what I am going to do” saying he got up from his throne as those creatures started walking behind him.

Making her way through the hall to the empty seats a few feet away, a muscular hand swung over her shoulders, pulling her halfway against a strong male body. “Kyra, why does your expression look like you’re attending someone’s funeral?” Draco smirked down at her, the golden flecks in his brown eyes gleaming with amusement. Kyra looked up at him with her eyebrows furrowed. “My entire morning just got ruined.” Draco’s eyes narrowed as he brushed one hand through his short black hair, his chiseled features tightening at her quiet voice. Then he said in a half-serious voice. “I just knew it was MJ. Should I join in planning her funeral?”

Stefan Malfoy. "You're just one pathetic soul, you know that right, Lucinda?? Huh??" I cursed as I held her throat firmly. "You think that impostor, that weakling would come to save you??" I scoffed as I laughed really hard, looking at her eyes filled with tears.

There is Bianca and her brother in the picture, the people he hates the most but have to pretend to love. “He always has what I want, but this time I'll not let him win.” Draco muttered to himself and sat up on the bed. He realized that now that Luka is ready for action he also needs to take some steps. He walked to the table and poured himself a glass of wine as a sign of celebrating his coming victory. “Cheers to getting back everything that's mine.” Draco said and gulped the wine immediately. When he was done he laughed so loud that he couldn't stop laughing.