Draco Malfoy Funny Novels & Stories

Edrand pressed, hating that Draco wasn’t giving him the full details. The male was precisely feeling mixed emotions at the moment. Earlier he looked sullen, now he practically seemed on top of the world which was weird. Ignoring him, Draco continued his meaningless speech. “It was brief but it tasted like a field full of roses. Like a nectar, sweet and intoxicating. I could get drunk on it. Die on It. It could send me to seven hell and I wouldn’t bat an eye. I’d gladly fall. It was the most amazinggggggg….feeling…ever…” He slurred, giggling.

’ Wilhelm turned to Draco, ‘What’s this?’ Draco’s dark chuckle made him step back in fear, ‘They are my new toys.’

Dale said. At this point, Mr. Draco was brewing in anger, maybe he felt disgusted with the way Dale looked at me. I could see how much he was trying to hold it in. “Hello, Dale,” Mr. Draco said, a dry smile escaping his lips. “Oh, Mr. Draco, please forgive my manners; I didn’t see you there,” Dale chuckled.

Marcus promised. "That sounds lovely." Scarlet agreed and her smile couldn't fade as she stared at Draco. It's like I'm eating kamias because I'm constantly grimacing. I am disgusted with that girl. Just the other day, if he could play drama, you'd think he was the one being oppressed, but now the winner of the lottery is still a loser and it's okay if he cheats on Draco. It's creepy.

He looked at the man. “What?” Draco raised his brows. “Produce children like a dog, you're such a sick bastard!” he growled, looking away. King Draco had never been disrespected in that manner in his entire existence. Anger boiled in him, he looked at Draven who stood with an indifferent attitude. “You are a bastard!” then Draco threw him the puzzle box that he had already placed on the table side. Draven’s eyes moved to the puzzle box as it came in the air and almost immediately Draven looked at it, it froze and dangled in the air gently.

Draco simply took the glass with a smile and shook his head before going back to the bar and exchanging the wine glass for another whiskey on the rocks. “See those dudes in black? The ones pretending to be ‘the shit’ in the club and trying their best to impress those girls?” I pointed to the group in front of the bar up front as Draco nodded. “I bet they’re telling them right now that they know the owner…or that their dad is the owner.” “I’m no one’s father.” Draco scrunched up his nose distastefully. “Especially not someone who had a peacock blue Mohawk.” I laughed at his facial expression but just as we were about to turn around to go take our seats, one of the guys from the gang suddenly

They sweat profusely and ceaselessly. Sven instinctively glanced at Andrius but did not spot any change of expression on his face, which frightened him. He bolted up with a grim look and shouted back at Malfoy and the others outside the room. “Where are you little punks from? How dare you raise your voice here?” “Whose kids are these? Where are their manners?” “How dare they cause a scene here?” Kane and the others echoed and berated Malfoy and the others. “Hmph!” Malfoy spotted the group of them at the table. He looked at them contemptuously and said arrogantly, “You old fags, listen closely. I’m about to tell you who I am, and try not to be afraid.”

Draco’s attitude was getting more and more arrogant. "You monster!" Evelyn was so angry that her face turned pale. She raised her arm to slap Draco. However, Elio grabbed her wrist, stopping her. She was disappointed and furious. "I'm your wife! How can you stop me when he’s harassing me like this? Are you even a man?" "Haha…!" Draco burst out laughing. "Do you finally see him for who he is, Evelyn? This guy is a coward. He's born to be a cuck! If you stick with him, you'll suffer for the rest of your life."

After no more than 30 seconds, he had the results. "Excruciating pain, and fast healing enchantment. What the bloody hell is a second year student doing with something like this?" Robards commented. Director Bones asks too. "Student name?" "On it." Auror Shacklebolt says and starts to look at the material on the desk for a name. On the front cover of the books, he found it. "Draco Malfoy." Auror Shacklebolt says. "He is too young to claim to be studying it for classes. Professor Snape?"

Everyone tries to stabilise themselves, few are injured and looking for their loved ones. Every guest drizzly trying to figure out the person behind the cloak. the demonic laugh grew louder and louder. The figure slowly shoved his cloak and every eye widened to see Draco. People panicked to see Draco alive. “Giggle now, celebrate your victory now...you cowards...you losers.” Draco roared at the crowd, “Hellooo… dear friends, I am so obliged to see my dearest friends happy and ALIVE standing in front of me." Draco sneered looking at Richard and Henry