The Phone Sex Worker
Opened windows were an invitation for my worst fear - spiders.
Just the thought of their tiny, hairy bodies and long, wiggly legs made me shiver and pull the duvet tighter around my shoulders. I could practically feel them on me.
So it had to be the worst time for my housemate, Zach, to tickle my ear with one of his long, pink, kinky feathers used for god-knows- what. I screamed, jumped, and scrambled off the bed like it'd been set on fire. My eyes - no doubt bloodshot with bags underneath -narrowed at the evil bastard who was having a laughing fit on the right side of my king-sized bed.