Drunk Funny Stories Novels & Stories

Ah, fuck. I have forgotten my horrible drunk stories Yu and Heather need to recount every time I sober up. Whether I do the craziest stunts like stripping naked on the streets—which Yu had the gall to record and I was nearly boxerless if it weren’t for Heather’s intervention—or the time when I randomly kiss strangers— Oh. My eyes grew as I turn to her. “Have I done anything to you while I was drunk?” I ask and I take a keen look at her expression if there are signs of fear ingrained in her eyes.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

, I SAID pouring him a glass. "If I take another glass of wine I might loose grip", I said handing him a glass "Well I'd love to see you loosen up a bit ", he said. "Oh believe me you do not want to see me drunk ", I said. "What's the craziest thing you've ever done drunk?", he asked. I chuckled and almost choked on my drink "A lot of things, I don't think I have my worse experience, but I think having a threesome with a stripper and a guy I just met in one night has to be the top of my chart".

He looked over at me seriously, “Well Kay I have a bit of a drinking problem, I’m a bit of a alcoholic, I don’t need to drink I can be sober for a long time but as soon as I have one drink I have a hard time stopping.” He pulled the whiskey out of the bag and began drinking it like it was water, he was done his first bottle before I had my third drink. He always had all these exciting stories and the more I thought about it most of them he would say I was drunk and I did so and so. I can see him looking at the sky, when he looked over at me he said, “Did I ever tell you the story of how me and my best friend, Rob, almost got stuck in Russia?”

As the night wore on, we continued to drown my sorrows in vodka, our initial awkwardness giving way to a sense of understanding, although he told me nothing about himself. With each successive shot, our reservations faded, and our laughter grew louder. We stumbled over words, our sentences slurring together in a hilarious mess. At one point, I found myself giggling uncontrollably as the stranger attempted to do a terrible version of a karaoke song. Bored, I joined in, our voices blending in a noisy, off-key singing. We become increasingly sloppy, their arms slung over each other's shoulders, laughing over rubbish. In a drunken slur, he looked at me with glassy eyes and whispered, "You're the

“Really? You were slurring and couldn’t walk properly. Speaking of which, you are only allowed one beer tonight. I am not looking after your drunk ass again any time soon.” Sam suddenly sat up with a wicked grin in place, crisis forgotten for now. “That’s right! Damn, I wish I had seen it!” Aian stared at his friends with wide eyes and a sinking feeling. “You’re the funniest drunk, Yanyan! I had no idea you were so kinky!” “What?!” Brent looked pained as he elaborated, “You share way too much information when you’re drunk. I appreciate honesty but I really don’t want to know that many personal details.”

4th glass, in your face! “If I don't like medicine that much, I would go to another college just so I won't look at her!” Hannah said pouring us another glass. “I feel you, bro…” I said as I nodded strangely. I felt my head was huge so I knew- I am drunk. “Hey I think I saw an alien last night.” Hannah said seriously. As soon as I saw here widely open eyes, I started laughing until I finally hit the floor. “What? Seriously, dude!” She said looking to me with her serious face. I grasped some air then started laughing again. Soon after that, Hannah started laughing too!

I should ease myself and not think such lame thoughts again. With so much naughtiness that was going on in my mind, I couldn’t help but think of things that were inappropriate and unreasonable. Sir Dracu raised the glass with a drink in it. So we followed the same. Then hit each other’s glasses which made a noise throughout the table. Laughter and storytelling filled the whole room.

The Alcohol Junkie The Whining Thespian The Bibliophile The Know-It-All The Class President And The Bestfriend Each one of them takes another sip from their cups. The Alcohol Junkie tells another joke and they all laugh out loud, laughing as if it’s their last. They take another sip, the warm liquid from the cup spreading warmth through their spines. The night’s splendor is beautiful in the Junkie’s eyes; the silence is deafening in the Thespian’s ears; the alcohol’s effect curled the Bibliophile’s skin; the drink gagged the Know-It-All’s throat; the laughs of the group replayed in the President’s mind; and the thought of them being alone made the Bestfriend shudder.

he started before laughing. “Of course not you saucy bastard, drinks are on you as always i'm just here for the ride” Luca laughed before saluting him with yet another cup in his hand. “Tell us, what new adventures have you been up to?” another drunk man asked, I took little sips of the apple juice Alessio brought along, it looked like alcohol so no one was the wiser. I watched the men argue amongst themselves about how fun it was to lie with an inexperienced girl, in this case, a young girl.