Drunk Funny Stories Novels & Stories

I start with a small giggle on my face. “I spent my day work all day, mmm at my family company” I laugh. “W-what! That was so boring” Z laughs. “Huh, and I got drunk in the middle of the night, in my bedroom floor, and woke up on couch all the time” I end. Both of us laughing because of the story, our faces are getting red because of the laugh. “Oh, my goodness! That’s insane!” Z tried to stop her laughs and leave a little giggle on her face. “Yeah, my life was insane!” I laugh softly.

“Leonard, my guy, you talk sense… when you are drunk.” “Correction, my brother,” Jakes chimed in, his voice heavy but cheerful. “Leonard talks nonsense when he is sober, and sense when he is drunk.” He leaned back, laughing at his own joke, nearly tipping his chair over. Vivian gasped, tugging Adrian’s arm. “Did you hear him? Jakes! You almost fell!” “Almost doesn’t count,” Jakes replied, wagging his finger and chuckling. “Close is not enough.”

"I'm not like that! You're just making stories up, Ej." "Why? What will I gain if I tell you a story, Sir?" the man snorted. "Will I get rich?" Shit! I really did those things?? Really?! "But... but... I can't remember anything!" "Well, you're drunk Sir. That's the use of alcohol. Make you forget things until you dump shits," Ej explained lifelessly. The expression on his face seemed to say 'You are stupid, Sir'. Jesus. I washed my palm from my face in no time. My knee seems to have lost its strength. "Do you have any coffee there?" I asked while blowing on the counter.

A rogue man waved it off. “ Yes, I didn’t know you had started drinking in broad daylight, Zickz ” Another rogue joked causing the other men to laugh out. “ You think this is funny huh? Am I some sort of clown now ?” Zickz frowned at them. Yes, he knew he was drunk most of the time but he really was in his right senses now. Why are they finding it so hard to believe? “ I’m really not drunk! I’m telling the truth. He has a mate.!”

"Stop acting like you two don't have fun with your big sister. I've always been the life of the party." All three girls started bickering who was the worst drunk. They reminisced of the many times they each got wasted and the other had to bail them out. I don't know why but I enjoyed listening to them. Maybe I was even a little envious of them. I didn't have friends to tell tons of stories of all the times we acted foolish. My past stories would be how I was mostly alone or how I studied all night to get that A or how my boss tried to rape me, can't forget that one.

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

He chuckled and she watched, fascinated by the way that cute dimple came out and how his eyes crinkled at the corners. “What’s so funny?” “I try very hard not to deal with drunken women, they are crazy and I can never say if they are truly agreeing with it. Anyway, I had this one chick I thought was totally fine, like she hadn’t had a lot to drink and she was very coherent. As we are in the middle of the act, she straight up throws up. Like I’m above her, kissing over her chest and there she goes. She was a very bad light weight and she was wasted.” She wanted to be nice but there was no way she could hold back the laugh.

While I kept myself busy her messages popped up again- Alizeh: "See Priyank's I*******m stories, my mind will surely explode, I will surely go mad" Varun: "Oiii he is angry at the moment so let him be!" Actually, he posted some stories about can friends be and how they turn out to be, and all like that, also about how upset he was. He went to drink and even posted stories of getting drunk. Alizeh: "Angry? Like I am fault at here?"

“It was stupid. I was a drunk sixteen year old kid trying to impress a girl.” “How did that work out for you?” I smiled over at him, ignoring the weird feeling in my gut. Instead I thought about how much fun a drunk sixteen year old Cassar would have been. “She was very impressed as she saw my father beat the hell out of me after.” Cass chuckled softly. “What about you Shortcake? You must have some crazy drunken stories.” I shook my head even though he couldn’t really see me. “Actually no.” “Ah, I forgot your no details rule.” He rolled his eyes in the dark.

She attempted to match the speed with which he swallowed the liquid and ended up coughing furiously, scrunching her face in a frown, then sticking her tongue out in distate. For a second, Alex forgot about his pain, and he couldn't help the laughter that burst out of him. “Never drink to impress, sweetie. It's like the first rule.” He taunted. Nicole glared at him, but she was smiling too. “In which book exactly?” Alex shrugged, pouring himself another shot to throw it down his throat. Nicole poured herself another shot and swallowed it, slowly this time. “What is the craziest thing you've done while drunk?”