Drunk Text Meme Novels & Stories

Without wasting another second, Dreia quickly responded with a photo. It looked like a meme template of a very drunk girl sitting behind a table full of make-up, her eyeshadow was done horribly and the mascara streaked down her face, staining her cheeks. Astrid’s eyes widened, realizing she was the girl in the photo. She brought the phone closer to her face as she tried to read the text. Now do your mascara and let the tears stream down just so the world will know how much of a family disappointment you are. Astrid forced herself to tear her eyes away from the photo as shame and anger quickly made its way up to her cheeks. She quickly sent Dreia another text, her thumbs rapidly typing on her

She started to say “Hey it’s okay. Forget it. Let’s just do the drunk baby giraffe.” He continued with a smile. The goofiness continued long into the night. Eventually Melissa needed to sit down. Taking a booth they sat with drinks Melissa drinking beer, Brock drinking water. “You know Brock.” Melissa was slurring her words “You’re a good fiend.” “A fiend? Oh you mean friend.” Brock corrected. “Thas wut I zed. Fiend.” Melissa slurred

Im going to make sure this trip is amazing! "Drink up bitch"

“I will leave you to your thoughts and this Amazing brew.” I waved, and he got the message to leave me alone. I picked up my phone after having a shot of the whiskey which was wonderful just as Pedro said. I scrolled through some videos on YouTube before I settled on opening my brother's text. The picture took a while to d******d but when it did my mouth dropped to the floor. This looked a lot like the drunk guy I encountered at the bar. “What kind of sick trick is this?” I muttered, “there's no way in the world that this is real.”

The boys masturbated in front of the screen. When the other boy signalled, and Juju went to get us something to drink. Then one of them came back, I saw that he had brought Coca-Cola , lemon, and a yellow drink; I think it was rum, I don't know, even though the drinks were mixed with Vodka and coke and lemon, it was so strong that just one sip made me happy, talkative, just as the one with the nickname Juju became talkative . . After the second drink I was already floating in that room, and by the third I was already taking off my clothes.

TRUST ME, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL BETTER. I_pooped UGH, FINE! I WILL TEXT HIM...BUT, IF HE SAYS ONE RUDE WORD, I AM OUT. I_love_my_mommy OKAY, THAT'S ACCEPTABLE, FOR NOW. I_pooped BYE, GUYS. IT'S MY FUNERAL. Cereal_killer DRAMA QUEEN. Yes_you_suck QUEEN REMINDS ME, SO CHLOE... Noah's_wifey OH NO. I_love_my_mommy

she retorted, she was uneasy at first, and then she heaved up a deep sigh. “Hey I'm drunk, how about you make me cum"

“Well, shit. That explains the suicidal plea. How bad was it, exactly?” “I don’t fucking know, I’ve been to pussy to listen to all of them,” I groan. “Fuck, can you picture it? Me, Markus Dragonetti, actually confessing feelings through drunk texts and goddamn voice notes at three in the morning.” Matteo whistles low, eyes widening further. “Voice notes? Holy shit, you didn’t just drunk text—you drunk confessed. You’re completely fucked, cousin.” “Yeah, no shit,” I grunt bitterly, lifting my head to glare at him. “You can see why the execution sounded appealing, can’t you?”

The pain on my head annoyingly kept coming back. I was hung over. Gosh, last night was a disaster. I could remember the events that happened last night. I'd gone from eating popcorn in my old sweatpants and watching serial killer documentaries to walking into some night club and getting drunk. And throwing up. The thought causes me to wince in pain and I facepalm myself in embarrassment. " Look who finally woke up, " Lauren said as she walked in and I looked at her " I am never letting you drink again "

一 Oh, that's right, we have a party to go to today 一 Arthur remembered. The funny thing is, I had mentioned the party just before we started having lunch, and it was unbelievable the way he had forgotten about the party so quickly, I really hoped he didn't forget he was going to be driving and didn't stay drunk fast at the party 一 And come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen arthur drunk or almost drunk, he seemed like someone very controlled when it came to drinking. This was also the case four years ago at the company party, where he basically drank a bottle of whiskey and a bottle of vodka and was normal.