Drunk Text Meme Novels & Stories

’’ Adamie clasped his palms together. ‘‘I’m definitely getting the booze!’’ Andy said. ‘‘Drunk mofo,’’ Adamie replied, ‘‘Y’all remember that time Andy’ got so drunk at Brian’s party then he puked on the buff DJ and got his ass beat?’’ All of them apart from Andy burst into laughter. ‘‘Well, I’m better than fat Robert who passed out after taking two Oxycontine pills then got a dick drawn on his plumpy cheeks.’’ Andy defended.

In this case, it's not even with someone I crush on but my love, my mate and partner. "You will get to suck it tomorrow." He grins. When it comes to texts conversation, you can only express yourself with emojis. I love it though, it makes chats colorful and not boring. "Sure, I would." "You drained the life out of me today." He laughs. I laugh too, I can't hold my laughter. Why wouldn't I drain the life out of him when he said he will fuck me till I'm not able to walk. He almost succeeded in his quest because I felt a great effect with the pains and swolleness of my cunt. I'm glad it didn't happen as he said, although I know it was a joke.

I looked at the huge neon sign, 'Quilox' and my stomach practically did the cha-cha slide. Many fruit Martinis and other sweet cocktails whose names I had no idea of, many shots by the boys and the whole club chanting me a happy birthday, dancing with oke particular hottie all through the night, we were drunk to the bone and couldn't make it home. "Happy birthday Attracta." I muttered as I raised my glass, dancing my sorrows out. * * * "Ouch." I groaned from my sleep, my tummy hurt really bad and was getting worse by the second.

So cute. My drunk beauty ......

I wanted to get so wasted that I couldn’t even remember what I had seen earlier. I knock back the drink. Screwing my face up at the vile afterburn. “Here, have another.” Drake refills my glass and encourages me to drink it. By the time the second drink hit my stomach. I was already feeling relaxed, like a huge weight was being lifted off of my shoulders. By the fifth drink, my memories of the day were quickly falling away. The room was spinning and all I could feel was intense happiness as I danced around on the spot. Someone in the distance was calling my name, but they sounded a million miles away.

Chapter 841 You Are Not Allowed to Drink Anna made a slight gesture with two fair fingers. "Tell you guys a shocking secret! Liam's dick looks like a needle mushroom! You know, needle mushroom is tiny and short!" Liam's eyes blazed with anger, and his two fists were tightly clenched. Jamie had been looking on with interest but suddenly became nervous. "Anna, you're drunk. Don't talk nonsense." Anna waved her hand unconcernedly and smiled cheerfully. "I'm not talking nonsense. I've kept it bottled up for a long time!"

"What are you doing here?" "You are drunk."

I gritted out. “ Fuck hanging out, Noah is drunk and fucking crashing out” I paused, letting the words register, “ wait, what?!”

He was drunk, could barely hear properly and Draven's voice was low, and had been quieter when he said that, as if a bit nervous to admit that. However, when that happened, Melissa slammed her palm in her forehead, and Draven simply frowned, raising her eyes towards Melissa who mouthed, he's drunk. To both their surprise, Draven, who snickered and thought about it for a moment, replied, "Yes, actually I do."

F*ck, I’m doomed! **********