Dumb People Quotes Novels & Stories

"I don't like Nate more than a friend." "Then who do you like, my dear bestfriend?" Kinagat ko ang aking pang-ibabang labi. Oh my heart. Umiinit ang aking pisngi. Humalakhak si Trish at inakbayan ako kasabay ng pabirong pagbuntonghininga. "You know what they say? The smartest human can be the dumbest when it comes to love," halakhak niya. ◇◇◇◇◇

Wala akong nararamdaman na selos! Pake ko sa mokong na 'yon! Sira 'yon, eh, sira! Hindi matino! Walang puso! Remember this, Amy! That guy is nothing! He's nothing but a dumb a$$! Dumba$$ and a dumb*ss! Luh, kanino 'tong mga abs? Medyo nag-angat kasi ako ng tingin at mga abs ang bumungad sa paningin ko. Oh, don't tell me.

Liam answered, “True! And what about ‘drive-thru’? Shouldn’t it be ‘drive-by’? Like, ‘Yeah, officer, I’d like a Big Mac and a side of justice, please.” “What nonsense are you talking?” Kieron. “Guys, have you ever noticed how escalators are just lazy stairs? They’re like, ‘Why climb when you can ride?’” Jaedon. “Speaking of laziness, remember that time we tried to assemble IKEA furniture? It was like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. I’m pretty sure the manual was written by a confused octopus.” Kioz. “And don’t get me started on fortune cookies. They’re like life advice from a cryptic squirrel. ‘Your lucky numbers are 42, 7, and squirrel.’” Liam.

Mayamaya lang ay may narinig akong tumatawa sa labas. “What’s that?” tanong ng babae na may matinis na boses. “Pinapanood ko itong interview ni Sir Monroe. Hindi siya nakasagot sa mga tanong ng reporter tapos mali-mali pa minsan ang grammar niya,” tawa nila at rinig na rinig ko ito sa loob ng cubicle. “He’s so dumb. Buti na lang pogi siya,” komento ng babaeng may hawak ng phone at nanonood ng video.

I have a subtle sarcastic behavior, that a dumb person cannot even hint that I am already insulting someone. "Is this what you call thoughtful? Did your brains got fried already, little Ales? You were heralded as smart but seems like they are were all wrong. You are after all, a scum and stupid." Asik niya sa akin na halatang inis na inis na. "Aliyah, teach her a lesson." Utos nito sa kanyang tagapagsilbe.

I feel so humiliated and worst no one was there to help me. "Stupid idiot! Don’t cry in front of me. I don' t need a dumb employee like you. Simpleng pagtimpla lang ng kape hindi mo pa magawa ng maayos? Hindi ko kailangan ng tanga dito! Get out!” —————————— 09-20-24

"Bad woman, hindi niyo po ba gustong magpa-checkup sa hospital para patingnan 'yang utak niyo? Kasi po… masyado kayong halata. Ang cheap naman po ng style niyo." Hindi pa nakuntento ang bata, may pabulong pa itong idinugtong pero saktong rinig na rinig ni Laverna. "Sabi na nga ba ni Kuya, bawal akong kumausap ng mga taong mababa ang IQ eh. Baka mahawa ako at maging bobo rin."

And there is no reason to do it too. "Kahit ngumiti nga hindi ko pa nakitang ginawa mo eh." Dagdag pa niya kaya bumuntong hininga si Dawn at hinayaan nalang siyang mag-salita. "Sabi nga ni Charlie Chaplin 'A Day Without Laughter is a day wasted'." Patuloy pa niya kaya kumunot ang noo nito "At anong tagalog no'n?" Usal nito kaya napakamot siya sa kanyang ulo

Narinig niya yata ang sinabi ko. “So dumb…” Aba’t tinawag akong dumb ng kupal na ‘to. Buang nga siya eh. Basta-basta nagtatanggal ng employee ng wala namang ginawang mali. “And you’re crazy,” sabat ko at tinaasan siya ng kilay.