Novel & Cerita Dumb Ways To Die Stupe

"You know why I call him Bitch? Do you know what he was sent to Sin Pack for? For killing people, and he killed over twenty people at once." I was shocked, and not only a little scared thinking that I had just had a problem with him. But soon Madman's words allayed my fears. "Do you know how he killed people? He's a trainer, the kind that specializes in teaching people to lift weights. He doesn't play music in his gym, he plays 'Tom and Jerry'. One time during training just put on the funniest episode, more than twenty trainees laughed until they smashed themselves to death, and he came in."

Different sizes. Oh shit. Death by shovel. Shit. No. Just no. This paranoid asshole wasn't kidding around. And at the moment, death by asphyxiation sounded better in my head. ◇

She felt stupid to believe their lies but now it was too late. Her insides were already burning as she drank some acid. She knew she was dying and she could not do anything as the poison was too strong. "W h o a... w h o a... I t... i s... j u s t.. s o m e... s o u p. Y o u ... l i k e... t h i s.... s t u p i d... s o u p... m o r e... t h a n... m e... h u h?

“When last did you get laid? A week ago? A month ago? You are sending people scampering away because of the waves of frustration always pouring off you.” “If I slash your throat right here, all my frustration will be gone,” I pressed my fingers together. “I did not give you this office to fuck eighteen-year-olds in. You are supposed to be working here.” “Killing may be fun but you know it can never be as interesting as a woman’s body. There are so many ways to screw a woman’s brains out but killing is –“ “There are a thousand ways to end a man. You are the one who is too stupid to learn more than one.”

It was a man’s, “There is always a way to push everyone out of the way.” “How?” The elder chuckled dryly, “There are a hundred ways to die.”

Why am I feeling this way? “Should I burn myself and die?” No. Burning until death might be so painful. “Then, drown myself?” That is too… barbaric. “Dying with gunshot might be the easiest way. But where will I buy a gun? If I look for an illegal seller, I’ll end up in jail. If I go to jail, I cannot eat fried chicken and coke anymore. Beer too.” I shook my head to get rid of my silly thoughts. “Damn imagination. I’m hungry.”

, you are definitely going crazy. OK, why are you calling me stupid? brain tell me, do you have any idea to get out of this, so that I can't see him again, I can't work with him, it's killing me again and making me more numb than now, which can't be afford now in my life, it will surely leads to death of mine, which made my mind silent after this lecture.

They talked as if catching vampires was like hunting guinea pigs for experiments. Richard saw that Uri was so angry that his eyes turned red. He burst out laughing, looking at Uri with disdain. "Don't worry; we won't let you die a painful death. During the research, we'll inject you with the anesthetic." Uri gritted his teeth angrily and could only look at Richard in silence. Because now he couldn't do anything to save himself. He thought that after they caught him, these people would immediately kill him. But now, they didn't let him die quickly but used him as a test subject. Having the body torn apart for the study is far more painful and humiliating than death.

This guy is an actual psycho. "Bury me alive." "I thought of that but nope!" He shakes his head. "I want to watch you die. Burying you alive won't give me the pleasure of watching you take your last breath." "Hang me." "Nope. That's too fast." I'm about to share another suggestion when he leaps from his seat and walks around in excitement. Smoking the cigar like it's his lover. "I just thought of something!" He shrieks. "Why didn't I think of that! God! I'm a fùcking genius! No! I'm a fùcking god! All the brains on earth must have come from this big brain right here!"

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped