Edward Elric Funny Novels & Stories

Instead, you keep tearing her down like it's a game. "Edward, you're not even human. A damn animal has more decency than you." Elias fired each sentence like a bullet, his voice sharp, angry, and deadly serious. He sounded so convincing that it sounded like he'd lived through it himself. For a second, Edward just sat there, stunned. Then the meaning of Elias' words hit him. And when it did, the anger boiled up so fast it felt like lava surged up from his chest. "What the hell are you even saying?" he snapped. His mind went blank, and he instantly started cursing.

"There were many things I had to take care of. Besides, you could spar with Shawn, whose skills are also very good." "But none are as crazy as you, Ed." Edward squinted his eyes. "Crazy? That title suits you better, Kairos. I am a respectable and sane man, not a crazy troublemaker like you." Kairos chuckled. He wasn't offended by Edward's words, which were known to be sharp and blunt. Having been close since childhood, he knew his friend's habits and personality inside out. "Oh God, you're such a Grumpy Master. Come on, grab your gun already. I can't wait to beat you tonight."

"Bryan?" He nodded against my arm. "Yeah, he's here." Eddie was quiet for a long time before saying, "He looks like the guys in those movies. You know. The ones who never smile." I snorted, the sound catching me off guard. "Yeah, that's about right." "He talks funny, too." I grinned. "It's called being rich, honey." Eddie giggled again, and it felt like a small victory. "Is he nice?" he asked then, more serious.

Ruby looked up at him, "You said it in your sleep." Edward was stiffed. Ruby burst out in laugher, "You looked so cute. Hehe!" She was laughing so hard that she had to press her stomach. Edward narrowed his eyes and looked at the cute and pure little woman in front of him. She was laughing so hard that she didn’t even seen the evil smirk on the man in front of her. Edward suddenly pulled her two cheeks and said, "Cute? You are cuter than me. You are like a little white rabbit who couldn't see the big bad wolf in front of you who is waiting the best chance to devour you."

But now I am more than a vampire or werewolf and can do things that neither can do. Edric’s smug expression is still plastered all over his face. “That’s a really well-crafted story. I mean, it’s a pile of rubbish, really, but a good attempt.” His smile disappears and is replaced with a scowl. “Maybe when we chop Selene’s head off for her crimes, we’ll rip yours off too for good measure.” My eyes widen in feigned horror as I break out in a hearty laugh. “I’m sure your buddy, Zarek, would be proud of how creative you’ve gotten with your lies and trickery. Really proud.”

Elison asked him and grinned in his heart, when Edward turned to him. “You look really funny,” Elison said, to which his assistant could not help but think that how in the world was that funny? He had always seen the same expression on General Mus’ face, which even changed even the slightest, but all the time Boss Mu would comment on his change of expressions in a way that no one was able to understand other than Elison himself. “And why is that any of your concern?” General Mu said as he gritted his teeth.

As Eric walked down the corridor he saw Edward. Edward and Eric are best friends including Josh. Edward is a hard-working man. He is also very rich, but he is rich because of his hard work. Not like his father was rich. He was from a middle-class family. He had green eyes and black hair. But when it comes to girls he was never a playboy. If he gets a girlfriend he will stick to her. Eric walked towards him and hugged him. He patted his back.

Before I could overthink it, Edward gave a small laugh. “These are the council elders,” he said, waving lazily toward them. “I call them the stubborn nosy elders behind their backs.” I stifled a laugh, glancing at him with a small smile. “Edward,” one of the elders grumbled, though there was a hint of amusement in his voice. “That’s not how you introduce us.” “It’s the truth,” he shrugged. “You three never mind your business.” They chuckled, easing the tension a bit. Edward leaned toward me and whispered, “Don’t worry. They’re actually harmless... unless you steal their tea leaves.”

" It's not good to be fat." She did not watch animated cartoons in vain. She knew the meanings of many words. Edward moved his lips and said seriously, "It's good to be fat, because you cute." Elaine tilted her head and looked at Edward for a few seconds. "Oh." Then, she hugged Edward's legs again and said. "Daddy, hug him." Edward was indifferent to Elaine's coquettish behavior. "You're not going to call him Ebird anymore?" Elaine thought he wanted her to call him Ebird, so she called him obediently, "Ebird."

"Edward, you say you love Sarah, but your words are meant to insult her. Do you love Sarah? Or do you just love the good memories from when you were both kids? You say you love Sarah, but when you know Sarah is a maid's daughter, you hate her, and you say insults to Sarah, is that called love?" Leon began to feel that Edward's words were beginning to sound strange. Leon felt he was conversing with a madman. Edward's current appearance was very scary, he laughed like a madman who had just escaped from the camp, and his words did not match. After all, what is Edward trying to do? What is his purpose? Hearing Leon's words, Edward laughed even louder, his voice extremely barbaric. The sound was