Edward Elric Funny Novels & Stories

“Humans who have not yet perished could never take a single step in Eden. So tell me what’s your purpose being here?” Gul gave a displeased look as she crossed her arms staring directly through Edward. “I wish to become more powerful…” Edward said as he lowered his head. She suddenly burst to laughter, Edward raised his head with a confused look thinking that his words seemed like a joke to her. He felt disrespected. When he was young he didn’t have his bulky frame, nor the strength he currently possessed, he was a frail young boy who admired the former Guardians. Day after day he would visit one of them who was stationed near their tree.

"What is so funny?" "Oh, nothing," Edward said as his chuckle subsided. "I was just telling her the story of how I fell down the pool from the second floor balcony when I was a kid and snot came out of my nose from the impact." "Yeah, I think that was me." Gray stood up and headed towards the head of the bed.

"What’s so funny, Boss?" Edward turned his eyes toward Victor, his gaze sharp and glinting with malice. "You know what’s funny, Victor?" He leaned back in his seat, eyes still sparkling with amusement. "The Sien clan. Those idiots actually think they can play with me. They believe they’re a challenge, that their little show at the port means anything." He let out another dark laugh, shaking his head. "Pathetic." Victor remained quiet, waiting for Edward to elaborate. He could feel the intensity of the moment building, the storm that was about to break. Edward never found anything funny unless it was about someone else’s impending doom.

CARLA CHRISTINE POV - “HAHAHAHAHAHA!” We all looked at Edward after he laughed, and his voice dominated the entire set. When Edward looked at us—at Yuichi, to be exact—he stopped laughing and took a deep breath. “Rachel told a joke. Sorry for the inconvenience.” Rachel gave Edward a sharp look. “What a possessive friend.” Laughing Lance commented it was just a whisper that only the three of us heard, for sure. If I didn’t know that Lance knew the truth about Yuichi and I’s relationship, I would believe that Lance believed in Yuichi’s friend thing.

replied Evelyn, crossing her arms over her chest, getting annoyed with Edward's strange question. "But--" "Oh come on, Edward. Stop asking and tell me, what would you like to order?" Evelyn asked interrupting Edward's words. Seeing the woman in front of him upset, Edward chuckled. It was rare for Edward to laugh in front of anyone except his mother, even the inhabitants of the Draciana world had never seen Edward laugh. "No, I don't want any messages," he replied casually. "Then, what do you want?" "Working," Edward answered quickly, his face returning to its original level.

I didn’t even pick offence, I had just assumed he was a very quiet person who loved his privacy and only spoke when necessary. “It’s okay, there’s absolutely no offence picked. Let’s just say, I understand you in a way. Anyways, you gave me pancakes, there’s absolutely no reason to be angry with you if you give me food.” I smiled and Edward chuckled. That was when Ella came closer to him, curious as to why he was chuckling. She was really obsessed with him in a good way. And it was really cute to watch as he laughed at her face and refused to answer to why he had been laughing. I was tempted to tell her but a evil part of me enjoyed watching her pouting after her partner. Besides, she looked

she replied. Edward smiled proudly. "Apparently, my name is quite famous in this country. I'm quite proud to hear that." Disinterested, Chloe responded, "Of course, who wouldn't know the playboy lizard like you?" "Uhuk!" Edward, who had just taken a sip of cappuccino, suddenly choked. The playful grin that he had shown with so much confidence disappeared, replaced by a grimace. He even muttered curses in his mind without realizing it. Ah, damn!

“This is insulting to me. I didn’t expect someone like you to replace Flame Ledesma.” “Hey! Watch your words!” Edward shouted at Hendrix. “I’m the most handsome creature in the world. Do you want to be the ugliest creature in the world?!” Hendrix frowned and looked at Edward. I think Hendrix was surprised at how Edward spoke. Everyone feared every one of them, especially Yuichi,. They were known as a ruthless organization.

LUCIAN "Fun?!" I yelled from where I was, finally getting somewhere with Vulwin's chain, "That's fun to you." Rowan shrugged, his eyes fixed on Elias, "It shouldn't be surprising that your idea of fun is different from yours." "I agree with you." Edyrm piped in, "no one understands." "What is wrong with him?" I snapped at Vulwin, "How are you watching this?" Vulwin shrugged, "He likes Rowan, and I'm helpless against it."

Richard said gently when he saw her expression change. "Don't what?" "Feel bad for laughing." His eyes were soft. "Edward loved making people laugh. It was one of the things he was proudest of." A smile. "He used to say anyone can make people cry. Making them laugh when they're in pain is the real skill." Elena pressed her lips together. That was so exactly her father that it hurt. Adrian watched her across the table. Something in his expression that she had started cataloguing without meaning to.