Edward Elric Funny Novels & Stories

LUCIAN "Fun?!" I yelled from where I was, finally getting somewhere with Vulwin's chain, "That's fun to you." Rowan shrugged, his eyes fixed on Elias, "It shouldn't be surprising that your idea of fun is different from yours." "I agree with you." Edyrm piped in, "no one understands." "What is wrong with him?" I snapped at Vulwin, "How are you watching this?" Vulwin shrugged, "He likes Rowan, and I'm helpless against it."

Richard said gently when he saw her expression change. "Don't what?" "Feel bad for laughing." His eyes were soft. "Edward loved making people laugh. It was one of the things he was proudest of." A smile. "He used to say anyone can make people cry. Making them laugh when they're in pain is the real skill." Elena pressed her lips together. That was so exactly her father that it hurt. Adrian watched her across the table. Something in his expression that she had started cataloguing without meaning to.

A few weeks ago, the streets of this town were filled with humans, with life but now it is nothing more than a whimpering memory, drowning in the sorrow of yesterday. “For this?” he asks, laughing coldly under his breath. “And where are their brave leaders now? Probably pissing in their pants and hoping the world doesn't swallow them up.” “Not all humans wanted this war,” I responded coolly. “But when their fellow man came rapping at their doors requesting for their support, what other choice did they have?” Edward lets out a sinister laugh. “They could have told them to fuck off.” I hum under my breath again. Edward eyes the flitting newspaper and gracefully runs towards it before catching

Edward: Like what you see? I sighed. He was a tool. A smile spread across my face because I knew exactly what kind of guy he was. The person I was before Amos wouldn’t have ever met Edward in the first place, but the shell of a person Amos crafted me into was desperate. But now that I replayed his Snarl I knew I wasn’t that desperate. I could leave him on red but I’m not that mean. Me: You’re yummy. Edward: I am. Me: lol

"What was that for Alaric?" Alaric began shouting at Edward, "Why did you beat up your mate! Again! How could you be so heartless and wicked! Why would you do that? Have you forgotten she's the best thing that would ever happen to you!? " Edward began laughing hysterically," Best thing? Did you just say the best thing? Look, let me tell you something you do not understand. She is the worst thing to ever happen to me. She brought only pain and mysery to my life."

But it’s probably the wind which is causing his eyes to water. “W-what’s your name?” “Eren!” Eren says cheerfully and does a happy dance. The eyes of the man strangely widen a little. He begins to smile happily, indent dimples popping out. I look at him in awe, his smile and his dimples make me remember that of Eren's.

However, Magnus was a little unintelligible, in order not to be seen by Sasha in the dark, he had to frown and speak: "Yes, Edward, this is what you said at that time. Now what are you going to do next, or follow the original plan, kill Sasha and inherit her property? Edward suddenly smiled when he heard this: "Kuya, do you think I look like a retard?" Elinor was slightly stunned, and some didn't react: "Edward, you are really confused by anesthetics, since you were a child, you are so smart, how can you say this about yourself?" "Well, you're right, I'm not mentally retarded, then you must be mentally retarded!" Elinor's face suddenly sank: "Edward, what do you mean?"

He asked, trying to sound normal, but his racing heart gave him away. "Surprised?" Elric gave him a smile that seemed to unsettle him. His smile was sinister, and his fangs were unnaturally long. Even his eyes seemed like a mixture of red and gold, glowing in the darkness. "I just came to talk. Have a seat, make yourself comfortable." He then took the seat facing the bed, relaxing in it.

My world is at peace. Truman: With a Captain like you, I should be worried about world peace. Counter-Strike: Absolutely, it must not be circulated in the market! Monster: Understood, if I say it won't be circulated, it won't be. We'll keep it to deal with the mafia. Miracle Doctor: Henry, who exactly is this Edward? Why does he research so many monsters? Rainbow: A beautiful Arabian man. I once had a year of infatuation with his beauty.

He asked, teasing. Patrice looked at him, shocked of how this man actually can pull of an awkward joke on her. That was just unbelievable. *Death Note Kid hasn’t even cracked that kind of joke in front of me before!* She unconsciously thought. *Wait, what?! Patrice Kwon, what the hell are you thinking?!* She asked herself as she scolded herself mentally. “Hey? Are you okay?” Edward shook her back to her senses. Patrice smiled and nodded. “Yeah. I was just thinking of something.” She replied, trying to cover.