Novel & Cerita Elf Poop Taste Test

Opula protested and feigned a pitiable face. “If I were you I would bury my face in shame. it is disheartening that you invested so much effort and item in preparing poison. Take a look at the color of the pasta and the aroma which stinks like cow dung. Do you think there is any health benefit in your food?” Opula dragged the dish to her front, pasta is my favorite food and I am I don’t think anyone prepares it better than I do. My father-in-law here is not complaining and we were having fun before you came.”

*Mark* “It couldn’t have been bird’s poop. The stuff smelled like rancid egg fart in a jar. It soaked my hair and clothes. I had to shampoo my hair ten times just to get the smell off me. There was someone up there playing a sick prank on me.”

My act needs to go all the way through to the end. I gulp down some water, hoping it will help ease my body’s violent reaction to the nasty smell. If it had been something with a little nicer aroma, it wouldn’t be so bad, but this stuff is nasty. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but with my stomach churning, it smells almost like rotten eggs. An overly sweet voice rings out. “Trevor. I’m so happy to see you again. It has been too long since our last time.”

Wolf ears picked up everything. Teo pulled his lips back, showing off rows of yellowed, crooked teeth. Even as a wolf, he looked gross. I could smell his breath from five feet away. It was a thick, oily scent that reminded me of the cheap tuna sandwiches he used to eat at the pack house. He didn't bark. He just lunged.

He pointed at the marshmallow with ketchup on top, he doesn’t have a choice but to eat it. He was trying so hard not to vomit and his eyes are getting sweaty. He closes his eyes when he swallows it, he takes the bottle of coke then swallows it until it runs out. Larkspur dropped a piece of chips ahoy on the plate before adding ranch on it. “This is not good. Wait, I’m gonna throw up.” Helios groaned before leaving their side and puked in the trash. Efron and Lennon tasted it first. "Fuck, it's poisonous," Efron said, coughing.

I almost threw up when I saw the sticky food she was making. “Oats with milk, high in protein, as we need a proper weight to carry the heir,” she said as she brought the spoon to my mouth. “Or do you want me to add yogurt and peanut butter?” She asked as she forced the spoon onto my mouth, but as the smell hit my nose, it made my mouth water in all the wrong ways—sour and heavy like something long past its time, I couldn't hold it anymore as the smell clung to the back of my throat so I stood up and ran out of the kitchen covering my mouth like a crazy woman. I ran straight to the toilet and threw up. It was disgusting.

There's no use arguing with this rootless creep. "Get her something's to eat! " she orders and the fartellos by the door instantly exit the room. They soon return with trays of rotten fruits and slimy greens. ×slimy greens is something we kids at the mansion have learnt to consume. It tastes like slim and salt. It also has a disgusting green color and let's not even discuss it's odur. Even I don't know what it's made of. "Stop!" I order the fartellos and they obey.

Oliver says amused. “I don’t have worms, Oliver! And your poop stinks too, everyone else’s poop stinks! I took tests last year and I don't have anything, I'm sure this hunger is due to sex, I'm using up a lot of energy and my body needs more food.” I say shrugging my shoulders. “The medicine for worms is banana flavored, it’s not even bad, if you want we can buy some just in case.” He says laughing. “I’ll tell you where I’m going to put this medicine for worms,” I say thoughtfully looking at my rings.

He moaned and swallowed the food, I watched as he ate another spoon, and immediately I picked my fork and ate the first bite but it hasn't even gotten into my throat when the spicy and sour taste hit me, I looked at Ethan and the both of the bursted out laughing so hard, shit, I should have trusted my guts “I said I won't be the only one to taste this rubbish!” Eden laughed harder, “I'm sorry bro, when I tasted it and found out it was bad I couldn't be the only one to taste it so I also wanted you to taste it as well” Ethan smirked, I looked at the two people in front of me and I could not even say anything, I stood up and made my way to the thrash where I throw up, it was nasty. I went upst

But even the ground was intoxicating. "Okay..." Falcon said breathlessly, "I know this sounds crazy, but the grass... it smells like lime candy." He plucked a few blades, popped them into his mouth, and chewed. "Sweet and sour. Like Sour Patch Kids." He was instantly hooked. "Oh hell no," DJ muttered as Falcon dove face-first into the grass, munching like a man possessed. "This dirt," Falcon said with a mouth full, "tastes like chocolate." He scooped up a fistful of brown mud and shoveled it into his mouth, moaning like he was in heaven.