Eric Cartman Rap Novels & Stories

No words were coming out of their mouths. "Speak!" Nicholas yelled clutching Carter's hair and making him look into his eyes. "I'll make sure that I'll make you breed the sluts like you from that vagina of yours" Carter said what he said that made her cry and now, this is the end. Everyone looked at him with the deadliest glare. And here comes shit! BOOM!

asked Erito Ricky also with his daring gaze. “No time huh? Alright… So let me teach you a lesson what’s called ‘having time’ and ‘no time’…” said the chubby boy beginning to put his right clenching fist frontwards. Of course it wasn’t a big deal for Erito Ricky who had been learning some karate stages to avoid the chubby boy’s clenching fist. The slightly short and chubby boy frowned his forehead. It was obviously seen that Erito Ricky was making fun of him. It was obviously seen that Erito Ricky had been treading his dignity. Of course the slightly short and chubby baseball team captain couldn’t accept his pride and dignity being trodden by Erito Ricky. He tried his best to move his fists f

Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh! At that moment, a group of people rushed out and beat Longman and his entourage up on the ground. The people cried out for their mommies and daddies. They were covered in bruises. The people who appeared were Fatty Frank, Angel, and the other members of Team Five. As they beat Longman and the others up, they also taught them a lesson. “No, f*ck you! You’d better watch your mouth.” “How dare you act so arrogantly here?”

Nate clears his throat and then sings: “I’m all out of steak. But I’m not gonna cry. Countryside’ll give me what I want. ’Cause I feel way too hungry tonight.” The three girls all clap and cheer while the people around them, including Mr. and Mrs. Maliksi, turn their heads because Nate’s voice is that good. People are also able to confirm their earlier suspicions of Nate’s identity and are starting to take pictures and videos. Soon, they’ll be summoning enough courage to ask for autographs. “Old Town Road might be better though,” Lor says, “because Countryside’s motif is cowboy and western.” “Oh, OK…” Nate pauses a bit and then starts belting: “I’m gonna take my horse to that restaurant. I’m

She was frozen in fear. "You know," Carter said as he grabbed my tank top. He ripped it off me. I thrust my arms into the air to help him. He tossed it to the floor, my black hair spilling around my shoulders. "If you want to be gangbanged, just be bold." "Bold," I said, trembling as he knelt and ripped off my shorts and panties. I gasped as he exposed my shaved pussy. I kept myself nice and bald. I knew that a slut should do that. I heard that from my friend, Mandy.

I tried to look away. Jesus Christ. Can he stop looking at me like that? “Dumpster boy!” Carter’s voice rang out, loud enough to catch attention. I didn’t respond. Antonia glanced at me, clearly confused. Carter took a step closer, and I instinctively stepped back. My spine met cold metal—my locker. What is happening? “I called you Dumpster boy. Why didn’t you answer?” Carter asked, his voice low and amused. That smirk on his face said he was enjoying every second of this.

Suddenly, my headphones were yanked away from my head. “Sabrina, quit the bullshit. I'm not in the-” My words were caught off by the four boys standing in front of me. Jake, Owen, Kian and Erin stood above me, staring down at me which had been our favorite stance since junior year. Jake was the one holding my headphones. “Well, would you look at that? The little rat came back for senior year. You have some balls on you, Carter. I have to give you that.” I didn't want any trouble so I didn't say anything. I just hoped that my lunch won't end up being worn as a hat again. It was my last year in school and I just wanted peace.

Thank God. "But Hailey..." he added, voice dropping. "Uh-huh?" I looked over at him, wary. He chuckled under his breath, like he'd been waiting for that. "The ice cream's melting," he said, eyes locking with mine, voice suddenly low and dangerous. "And if you don't eat it, I might pour it all over you and lick it off." My throat dried. My brain short-circuited. "...Fuck you, Carter." "You'd have to get over that miniature dick of yours first."

“Oh look at that,” Carter said, his voice completely flat. “I lost again.” Eric pumped his fist without looking away from the screen. “That’s seven in a row. You’re really terrible at this old man.” “Were both in our twenties, Eric, but thank you.” Carter snapped. Sure it was just a dumb game meant only to distract Eric, but Carter didn’t like losing. Carter watched with disgust as Eric celebrated his win by taking a huge bite out of the raw, bloody steak, chewing like an animal.

The crowd quieted and Kaceyton began singing in a deep, gravelly voice DMX would have been proud of. You wanna crawl in my cave I take you on You can scuffle in my tunnel And I’ll send you home Was it me or were these lyrics somewhat suggestive? You wanna stick it in my face I’ll break it off One left, one right I bust you in half ‘Cause my fists so fast they go The trolls responded: BADA BOOM BOOM And my hips so fast they go Again the trolls joined in: ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM When shit is getting heavy Like it weighs a ton