Eric Theodore Cartman Novels & Stories

The comedian teased before hopping out of the Audi, slowing retreating backwards with a sad puppy face as if being abandoned by the world and kicked out on the lonely streets. “Drama queen.” Jeremy scuffed at his lame childish act. ‘Wow! Is he even capable of being nice?’ Erika thought noticing how easy it was for the teen to be annoyed by his best friend. ‘Maybe he was just like the others, prideful and arrogant.’ She concluded feeling a bit disappointed.

" Hmmm........an old man , with a normal weight , a well took care of face with beard . As for his character , a cunning arrogant perverted person . I am utterly disgusted by perverts and the world of rich people is filled with perverts . Before Emma could burst out from laughing , she noticed a leg and shoe at the end of the poster . ' ......That's definitely Erik . If Erik is in the meeting room , Edward must also be here.........Oh , gosh ! I can't miss this chance . I must bear myself for a bit more than I can laugh to my heart's content . He he he ! ' thought Emma with a devilish smile .

The tension with Giulia still hung heavy in the air, and I couldn’t shake off the uneasy feeling that this ice between us would drag on longer than expected. As I sat there, lost in thought, I heard the distant rumble of an engine growing closer. I glanced up just in time to see a sleek black car glide through the gates. My boys waved it in, and I immediately knew who it was. ERIC. The slimy bastard always had a knack for showing up unannounced, especially when he wanted something. Even when he worked under me, he never displayed an ounce of professionalism or wisdom in the business. His announcement of going out to start a cartel was a shock to me. I didn't think he'd last long out there. W

Sodiq looked confused because judging from his looks the young man couldn’t be more than 9-10 years of age “Who are you? How did you get in here?” he asked as he stood up but Eric refused giving an inch of smile; Mr. Sodiq also noticed the young man was quite relaxed and didn’t look like he was in a hurry with legs crossed and a spear in his hand lying from one arm of the chair to the other “Eric Kane” he said and stood up

Derick answered shyly, lowering his head. “So you still do have a crush on him. Carter is Thirty-seven, have you forgotten?” Arthur raised his eyebrows as he spoke. “And I’m Thirty, okay?? There is not much of a difference!” Derick answered in a low tone, as they both sat on the couch. “Mr. Derick, welcome back.” Carter greeted, giving him a slight bow. Raising his head, his eyes met with Derick’s, and a smile formed on both of their faces. “Thank you, Carter. You look good.” Derick answered nervously.

"Yep, everything's all better now. No need to worry. I'm a tough guy," Ederic said with pride. The bunny boy once again couldn't help but chuckle at how adorable he was. This tiger pup had a way of winning everyone's heart, but why hadn't that one with the dimpled man fallen for him yet? Little did they know, that 148 IQ Dumb guy, had actually fallen for him the first time they met. They chatted for a bit, and then Alistair had to leave due to some work he had in the teacher's office.

A slender man with long wavy chestnut hair and androgynous features was smiling at me, his eyes twinkling with amusement. That must be him. “Hey, I'm Easton Carter,” I said, stretching my hand towards him with a smile. “Thank you for feeding my hungry team of idiots.” He laughed and stood, his hand shaking mine. Oh, he belonged on a runway. How did Coach even meet someone like this? “I'm Ericke. The pleasure is all mine. It has been a while since I cooked this much and Simon finally decided to accept my request.” “You begged me too much for it to be called a simple request,” Coach chimed as he joined us.

The only woman that can bring down a whole city on your head. I still had some time left so I decided to check on Erica, if she was ready so we could go out for work. But my mind was on her thin twin brother, Eric. He’s so handsome and good-looking. Clumsy, yet very funny. I took out my phone and looked at the picture of his as he fell on the ground. He looks so cute and adorable in it. I don’t know why I can’t stop starting at his picture. He’s just so beautiful…

They're hopeless cases. "Guys, stop. You're embarrassing me." I told them but they wouldn't stop dancing around me. Wtf? What am I, a ritual? "Erik, can you buy me dumplings and Aka ramen?" I turned to Erik, "Yeah. Anything to get away from their craziness." He sighed in relief and I chuckled. Erik Carson. The dramatic model and idol. Arthur Ackerman. The Mr. Study Enthusiast with a side of serious basketball player.

He heard Eric mutter in another language as he said that. Oh right, Eric is in Thailand. He’s rooming with another person (probably a local from Thailand) instead of him. “Well, you called so I’ve never felt happier,” Anton grinned. Eric is one of his childhood friends. In fact, he’s the only friend whom he’s completely opposite to: Eric was more of an introvert and enjoys programming, Anton on the other hand didn’t understand the concept of it yet he didn’t mind about Eric’s enthusiasm towards his work. Nevertheless, despite their clashing personalities, Eric is the man he could always confide in for anything if he allowed him to.