Novel & Cerita Extremely Funny Poems

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

The table erupts in laughter, but I’m already vibrating, whiskey sloshing in the bottle as I slam it down hard enough to crack the glass. “Oh, that’s poetry,” I crow, voice pitching high and wild, bunny helmet spinning faster on my finger like a propeller. “I want that stitched on a goddamn patch—‘Left in a ditch with his own chain.’ Hell, I’ll mail their prez a bunny helmet engraved ‘Hop along, asshole, love, the Fallen Gods.’” I throw my head back and cackle, the sound bouncing off the rafters, and Caleb nearly chokes on his beer while King just shakes his head, grinning like he’s proud of the lunatic he’s allied with.

had crafted a peculiar poem that, in its eccentricity, managed to evoke a faint smile from Maddy. "A bear hugging a jar of honey flies surrounding a pile of dung, you are the most beautiful pearl in the world, I have been peeking at you as a dung beetle since a previous life, without you, I wouldn't know what beauty is, you are the treasure that makes a dung beetle delusional." The whimsical nature of the poem provided a momentary reprieve, a diversion from the heartache that lingered in the room. However, the distraction was short-lived as a video call invitation from this peculiar "Annoying Genius" appeared on the screen.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

Rhino scolded, "Shut up. What's so funny here?" Harold somehow stopped laughing and said to Edith, "Buddy, I remember a poem, wanna hear?" Edith also said with a mischievous smile, "Yeah yeah sure tell me." Harold started saying the poem in a joking way, Don't know If I am the only one in love with you Sometimes I am a gardener, Sometimes I am a teacher Sometimes I am a shepherd for you. Saying that Harold looked at Edith somehow holding his laugh. Edith said with his right hand in front of his face, "Wow! Wow! Believe me it was totally a bathroom level poem. You should get an award from me."

At his words, Jewel could not help but spit the candy in her mouth out before smiling and said, “Haha! Mister, this man’s poem is interesting. He just did doggerel! Haha!” At the same moment, the crowd roared with laughter. “Haha! I’m dying of laughter. What bad poetry, haha!” “He wants to win? He must still be hungover.” Penny also lightly smiled before saying to the fat man, “Sir, please go back and sober up.” At the same time, two burly men rushed up to the stage and kicked the fat man off-stage. This Poetry League was no child’s play. This man was a troublemaker for sure. The two verses he recited just moments ago could not even be considered doggerel.