Facefarting Novels & Stories

Brian is staring him down, not letting the man intimidate him. "How about you take off those stupid sunglasses and let me see you better?" he importunes him. ... "Can you talk? Huh? Can you say at least something? Don't just stand there like a fucking idiot!" he spat. ... How unresponsive the man is, made Brian go on an angry rant.

Noah looked at me, took a deep breath, and sighed, "It’s really cute when you try to act mad. You're like an inch fucking tall and your mad face is adorable." Unfortunately, my brothers liked to poke fun at me when I was mad. They were all bigger than me and no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t pull off a convincing mad face around them, "Are you seriously making fun of my mad face? What the fuck is wrong with you?" Noah and Oliver busted out laughing and started imitating my mad face. I tried to hold a straight face but the more I tried the more they laughed. I picked up the uneaten biscuit off my plate and threw part of it at Noah and the other half at Oliver.

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Hahahahahahaha he really looks st*pid when he did that When he said that I laughed secretly but deep inside I was really gasping with laughter hahahahahahaha It's obvious Elie just frowned hahahahahahaha it would have been good if he told us that it's a joke, but he didn't hahahahaha he looks like a gay "Ay hehe, are you a feeler, brother?", Hahahahaha Elie doesn't know how to get along which made the man's expression to change, he seems to cry “Oh my, your really unfacetious hehe, just rerax okay? Rerax”

How could I ever help anyone else over you? Then he turned to me, his voice laced with frustration as he said, "Magnolia, I know you're afraid of your birth father finding you and selling you off for some cash. "But if you just tell us the truth, Nev and I will help you. What you shouldn't do is make a scene at my grandmother's birthday banquet and falsely accuse Nev. "Nev is gracious enough not to hold it against you. I suggest you stop while you can." Hearing this, the crowd's gazes toward me turned even harsher.

I was completely enamoured by the fact that he went for whoever and whatever he wanted, but right now, I couldn't be more disgusted. “If you keep your face like that for so long “ Fredrick spoke beside me, his voice pulling me out of my thoughts. “I'm afraid your face just might freeze.” I threw him a hard glare and he raised his hands in moxj surrender. I knew it was a light jab at trying to make laugh or at least crack a smile, but it was worthless, completely useless. . “Bad joke?” He let out and I sighed. “I'm sorry, I was just trying to cheer you up.”.

It probably was because my face had been adjusted that I looked even prettier than before! "You, you're amazing." I looked at Amy in surprise. There were indeed no other thoughts on my mind except my admiration for him. Amy shook his head helplessly and said, "It's too early for you to be happy. After all, a fake face is a fake one. You can't have any other expressions except smiling. Of course, you can't do that either. Moreover, you can't suffer a strong hit. Otherwise, your face will be crooked. Do you understand?"

“So tell me: what the fuck is the problem now?” Carter laughs, but it’s a cold, lopsided laugh, the kind that carries more disgust than humor. “Do you really want to convince yourself that you’ve always been like this?” He tilts his head, studying me critically. “Do you want to lie to my face and say you’re not at rock bottom?”

"Hang on. Don't tell me that's why you came at me with two machetes in hand and hunted me down the streets like a dog. I didn't do anything!" I let out a self-deprecating laugh. I now knew that in Joshua's eyes, I was nothing but a clown—a pet he could toy with as he pleased. Well, why should I stick around to be the object of their jokes?

I hate unnecessary attention. “BOOH” I jumped in fright and turned around to see Kim laughing at me, and it went on for a while “Omg, you should have seen your face” “Make that face again please” She was certainly enjoying this, I rolled my eyes and looked at her, she couldn’t stop laughing no matter how much I glared at her. “Tell me when you’re done” I spoke whilst crossing my arms against my chest. She laughed even harder, I sighed, how bad was my facial expression that she’s dying from laughter. She stood up straight and flung her arms around me.