Facefarting Novels & Stories

He was talking to the guy on his left, laughing at something, and the laugh was loud and easy and completely unbothered, the laugh of someone who had never spent a single second worried about whether people found him likable. They did. Effortlessly. Constantly. It was, in Ava's opinion, deeply irritating. She looked away before he saw her looking. Sofia noticed. Sofia always noticed. "Don't," Ava said. "I didn't say anything." "You were about to." "I was about to say that you did the face." "I don't have a face." "The one where you look at something you don't like and then look away very carefully so nobody thinks you were looking at it in the first place."

Bima tried to hold back his laughter, but seeing Arka’s usually terrifyingly serious face now looking like a powdered donut, his defenses completely crumbled. "Pffft... hahaha! Arka, seriously, you... you look like a freezing ghost!" Bima laughed until he doubled over, clutching his aching stomach. He didn't realize that his own face wasn't any better—flour was stuck to his flushed cheeks, his nose, and had even found its way into the corners of his mouth. "Funny, Bima?" Arka’s voice was low, heavy, and held a dangerous, vibrating frequency that should have made Bima run for his life.

I scrunched up my face, rage biting through me at the dead humor. “You think this is funny?" I scoffed. Jasper stopped laughing and waved his hand at me. “You're funny," he muttered and I frowned. “Funny?" I huffed, shaking my head in disbelief and rage. “This is not close to being funny!" I spat as I stomped my foot on the ground. I wished I could slap them across their faces and restore some sense back into their minds but I had to save myself first from the fear that was eating deep into me.

He flicks my bunny ears away from my face , exposing my redden cheeks. "Much better…" he says , a gentle smile appears upon his face - I feel a familiar sensation when looking into his eyes that glow with absolute awe. He opens his mouth to speak until…. "JAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!" someone yells at the top of their lungs. Jason's face cringes at this rude interruption , his faces fills with annoyance. "JAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!WHERE ARE YOU!…" the person sings out - I can not help but giggle at this. Jason's facial reaction changes as soon as he lays eyes on my giggling appearance.

I placed my forehead on his arm to take deep breath. " Sorry I ran away from there but I could not hold my laughter anymore. It was hilarious. You should have seen your face. You looked absolutely shocked. I literally scared her as well. Did you see her face? " I said and kept laughing. He was smiling like anything. " You scared me as well. But now please stop laughing and come inside with me. " " Wait, I can't control my laughter. My famous laughter fit has hit me. " " What is your famous laughter fit? "

What the hell? "Do you have any problem with your face?" I turned my head to the source of the icy voice. "Um... no?" "Then stop doing this. You look ridiculous!" Ah! He thought my face was ridiculous? Alright then. Time for sweet revenge. The car came to a stop on a traffic signal, and I turned to the car beside ours. An old man sat at the driver's seat. My mouth curved into a big smile. As the man smiled back, I changed the features of my face. Crossing my eyes, I stuck out my tongue. The man was taken aback, his brows knitted and lips parted. From beside me, I heard the sound of teeth grinding into each other, and the car started at a higher speed this time.

Then simultaneously, we looked at each other and burst into laughter. "You should have seen your face, so scrunched up and weird looking" Tyler mimicked me in between gasps for air. "You should have seen yours too, I almost choked on my laughter," I said while mimicking an overly concentrated expression on my face. It was too much for both of us. We both fell clutching our bellies, choking and gasping for air. "I think I just shit on myself," Tyler said with the best poker face I've seen. All trace of laughter gone from his face. I burst into another fit of laughter, uncontrollable, tears rolling down kind of laughter.

I split my thought on his face “And actually I do,” he lied, I can tell “No, you don’t” I defended, you just manipulate “I do and with the time being you’ll too,” he jeeringly challenged me, Oh never in my world, “I’ll Never!” I exclaimed in annoyance “Ahan? Is that so?” he exclaimed teaser “Yes,” I said with a pouty and furrowed face, staring at his tempting sharp face “Oh, don't look at me like this, that little pouty face turns me on," he said and I looked away, "Since I’m happy then why don’t we celebrate it?”

She laughed out loud. “Stop making fun of me! I feel weird as it is,” Jonathan grumbled. “Where did your poker face go? I have been seeing so many expressions on your face lately,” She teased him. “I guess my poker face went on vacation,” He snapped. “You are hilarious, Mr. Smith,” She giggled. “Are you nervous?” He changed the topic.

I smiled from ear to ear when I realized that we looked crazy wearing formal attires. Rueben showed a cross-eyed face. David did the extreme tongue-out. Aaron slipped his tongue to the side and did a cross-eyed, too. I did a stink eye while Hana displayed a duck face. Sara did a fish face, and lastly, Abi had her mouth wide opened and gave a wink. "I will post it on my I*******m!" I raised my hand immediately. "Whatever you like, Jael," Aaron said while smiling, looking at the picture, too.