Facefarting Novelas e Histórias

Me on the other hand was enjoying watching them stumbling around and I feel sorry for them when they stand up with a headache tomorrow. Since I wasn’t playing twister with them I was in charge of spinning the spinner and calling out the colour and body part it landed on. At this point Liyna’s face was directly behind Elena butt. And they couldn't stop laughing at the positions they were in. And surprise surprise Elena let out a fart right into Liyana face and mouth. I knew that something would happen if they kept laughing so much. Tears started to come out of my eyes from how hard I was laughing. I was bent over holding onto my stomach because it started to hurt from all the laughing.

Garnar stares me down for a long moment, his expression dire and intense. But then, his lip curls and he bursts out laughing instead. “You must be joking,” he guffaws. “I’m serious,” I say. “What about anything that is happening right now that would make you think I’m being funny?”

“Or is there something on my face?” “Of course, there is,” he replied with a chuckle, a smile grazing his face. “What is it?” I asked, touching my face to see what it was. But I felt nothing on my face. “Beauty,” he said. Immediately he broke into laughter while I feigned anger. “Oh come on,” I said, hitting him slightly. "I'm sorry dear. I was going to say buckle up but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to tease you," he whispered, his voice husky.

I pouted, attempting to scowl at Julian, but my grin betrayed me. Julian chuckled, his eyes crinkling at the corners. "You're acting like a child," he teased. "How will I introduce you to my family with that behavior?" I rolled my eyes, pretending to be annoyed. "I can act two-faced, you know?" I retorted, planting my hands on my hips. "Not only you can do that. I can face them with a serious expression, and I can also face them like this—" I gestured to my current pose, "—whichever they prefer me to be."

I cried more and used my white handkerchief to wipe my tears. Taking a deep breath, I sniffled right into the microphone for them to hear it. Raising my gaze again, “My dearest people, I can assure you that… this video is nothing but fake. Created by those who wish me evil. Those who are jealous of how much you love me.” My voice was getting stronger now, more confident. "They took my father's face, my face, and twisted them into something evil because they can't stand seeing me happy.”

I widen my eyes as big as I can and bat my lashes a few times, my cheeks reheating immediately. What am I doing? I’m being goofy. I’m an idiot. My face catches fire. My bones are going to melt. I’m going to sink off this pallet and disappear under the rug forever, and I’ll still be mortified.

The look on his face as he feigned shock and annoyance was priceless. He looked so funny that I couldn't help but wonder if he really thought the way he looked was even the slightest bit of plausible. “What do you mean by I don’t look mysterious huh? Haven’t you been paying attention to this very mysterious handsome face of mine. Right now you have succeeded in making me and my wolf feel disrespected and because of that your fee has now been extented.” He said with the same corny face and I just laughed uncontrollably, it didn't take long for him to join in the laugh and in no time the both of us were laughing our lungs out.

I bust out laughing “sweat running down their faces, farts ripping out of them in loud earth shuttering sounds” “oh my god stop that’s disgusting” I flick water at him but he just grabs my hand and dwarfs it with his. “that’s all ill be thinking about now when I’m in front of everyone” “its effective you’ll see” “I’ll be laughing the whole time, do you want me to fail or something’ “what!? I’m trying to help you here” he looks at me with that dopey smile of his. I think I also have a dopey smile of my own.

I placed my forehead on his arm to take deep breath. " Sorry I ran away from there but I could not hold my laughter anymore. It was hilarious. You should have seen your face. You looked absolutely shocked. I literally scared her as well. Did you see her face? " I said and kept laughing. He was smiling like anything. " You scared me as well. But now please stop laughing and come inside with me. " " Wait, I can't control my laughter. My famous laughter fit has hit me. " " What is your famous laughter fit? "

I was unconsciously drooling. Host! the system sounded exhausted. "If you ever need a wife..." "..." "I am available." "..." He pauses. Just for one second. Only one. "Wait, that sounded way better when I said it in my head." "You are shameless," he mumbled, walking away. Host! Current Flirting Score: 2/100. Congratulations. You have successfully made the atmosphere colder. Why were all the handsome men in this world emotionally constipated? Was smiling illegal? Did beastmen lose facial muscles after adulthood?